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  • Vote Up0Vote Down thathurtthathurt
    Posts: 921
    I do and thanks. The person who wrote that obv doesnt have my evil pair. I found one sat in the spikes one day. I did sho em off the next door neighbours balcony with a waterpistol but it broke. Wilkinsons is not a fine retailer of watetpistols it would seem.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
    Posts: 366

    In my most vexed moments, like you, I've toyed with the idea of getting some sort of pistol but a water pistol never occured to me.  I shall try using one.  I'll get one of those big feckers with lock and load!  I may not keep them off but at least I'll have fun trying.  Thanks for the idea.

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down thathurtthathurt
    Posts: 921
    Mine was filled with bleach. I am not a bitch. Just dont try ruining my plants.
    Post edited by thathurt at 2013-07-01 15:44:10
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
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    thathurt said:

    Mine was filled with bleach. I am not a bitch. Just dont try ruining my plants.

    Don't you just end up with whiter pigeons? :-/

    Post edited by softlad at 2013-07-01 16:18:54
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    whisperit said:

    For those still seeking an axe heroine, can I suggest Kaki King?



    Whew!  Or, as the guy says at the end, "Whoa!"

    Sorry to hear you're so banged up you have to miss the concert, Whisperit.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    softlad said:

    Don't you just end up with whiter pigeons? :-/


    Probably blind pigeons.

    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Jozzy81Jozzy81
    Posts: 3,214
    pigeon's flying rats..... send in the cats.. shotgun needs to much paperwork & money....
    Just Keep Things Simple.....
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Border_MindBorder_Mind
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    Got mixed views on pigeons, I don't mind them at all but they get on my nerves a bit when they fly right at me. I quite like rats too, but wouldn't want to have a load crawling around in my bed at night either.
    It's a re-creation
    Again I live another life
    My imagination
    Can't cross the borderline
  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
    Posts: 366

    Border_Mind said:

    Got mixed views on pigeons...

    A bit like Karl Pilkington I've always held a desire to kick one square up the arse. Other than that I was ambivalent 'til I had to live alongside them. 




    Bit concerned that your first though was about them being in your bed.

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Border_MindBorder_Mind
    Posts: 3,465
    softlad said:


    Border_Mind said:

    Got mixed views on pigeons...

    A bit like Karl Pilkington I've always held a desire to kick one square up the arse. Other than that I was ambivalent 'til I had to live alongside them. 




    Bit concerned that your first though was about them being in your bed.



    yeah haha I could have worded it better, someones pet rat attacked me when I was in bed once and that's no lie, one of the little blighters also nearly bit my finger off once as well.
    Post edited by Border_Mind at 2013-07-01 17:19:02
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    Again I live another life
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,166
    Border_Mind said:

    Got mixed views on pigeons, I don't mind them



    I bet your cats would love them!  Yum!
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2013-07-01 20:54:07
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,381
    It's hot, and my landlord has done nothing to provide a working cooler. Darn him!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down folklorefolklore
    Posts: 392
    A few comments on this board have irritated me because of their presumptuousness, fecking going on and on over the minutest inconsequential non issue. Fucks sake.

    It's really hot and my fridge has also broken down, odd that, the new window fitters probably broke it after NOT PUTTING SHEETS ON ITEMS OF FURNITURE AND CARPETS, COVERING EVERYTHING IN PLASTER AND DUST AND RIPPING PLUGS OUT OF SOCKETS AND MAN HANDLING MY BRA*

    *my bra may have been in the way.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
    Posts: 366
    folklore said:


    It's really hot and my fridge has also broken down, odd that, the new window fitters probably broke it after NOT PUTTING SHEETS ON ITEMS OF FURNITURE AND CARPETS, COVERING EVERYTHING IN PLASTER AND DUST AND RIPPING PLUGS OUT OF SOCKETS AND MAN HANDLING MY BRA*

    *my bra may have been in the way.

    Could have been worse, you might not have been wearing a bra. X_X
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down A_is_AA_is_A
    Posts: 1,151
    ^ Here, I've engineered a solution, bra's are optional...
    https://twitter.com/Gotham3/status/351071162576556032/photo/1

    Regarding the troll's new thread:
    Corrupt the corruption!! In my opinion, Softlad & Sartori's post are the only thing worth reading.
    Post edited by A_is_A at 2013-07-01 21:07:54
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
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