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  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
    Posts: 366
    folklore said:


    It's really hot and my fridge has also broken down, odd that, the new window fitters probably broke it after NOT PUTTING SHEETS ON ITEMS OF FURNITURE AND CARPETS, COVERING EVERYTHING IN PLASTER AND DUST AND RIPPING PLUGS OUT OF SOCKETS AND MAN HANDLING MY BRA*

    *my bra may have been in the way.

    Could have been worse, you might not have been wearing a bra. X_X
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down A_is_AA_is_A
    Posts: 1,151
    ^ Here, I've engineered a solution, bra's are optional...
    https://twitter.com/Gotham3/status/351071162576556032/photo/1

    Regarding the troll's new thread:
    Corrupt the corruption!! In my opinion, Softlad & Sartori's post are the only thing worth reading.
    Post edited by A_is_A at 2013-07-01 21:07:54
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
    Posts: 2,138
    A_is_A said:

    ^ Here, I've engineered a solution, bra's are optional...
    https://twitter.com/Gotham3/status/351071162576556032/photo/1




    I wonder how many men look at that and wonder if theres a reverse setting ....um just saying . If anyone ever wonders "holy justin bieber on a bike why would he say that ?"   , its in my signature ;)
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-02 04:07:42
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
    Posts: 2,138
    Twice over the bloody weekend 

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    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
    Posts: 2,138
    A_is_A said:



    Regarding the troll's new thread:
    Corrupt the corruption!! In my opinion, Softlad & Sartori's post are the only thing worth reading.



    I had trouble sleeping last night due to Softlads post , due to giggling about the "Against The Wall" list - not quite sure how Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon got on it .. shit now I`ve started again haha   X_X
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-02 05:23:29
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,155
    Sartori said:

    Twice over the bloody weekend 



    That should be on the jokes thread.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
    Posts: 2,138
    My manly credentials are about to be tested as I`m going shopping for "f****** net f****** curtains" . I aim to prove that I can go shopping for um `things` without being told and she`s given me a pass for Manchester and Somerset House......she doesnt know about SW4 yet , so "f****** net f****** curtains" ahoy time it is .

    UPDATE : fitted them ok (ie without crying) and not even 2 hours has gone past and the feline net curtain bandit has trapezed on them already AAAAARRRGGGHHHH 
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-02 12:01:14
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,155
    drizzle, drizzle, drizzle
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    The word "mystery" just doesn't look right any more. Fucking darn it!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down chokkachokka
    Posts: 744
    Serial post....

  • Vote Up0Vote Down tweetytweety
    Posts: 1,451
    iuventus said:

    The word "mystery" just doesn't look right any more. Fucking darn it!



    how so?
    "its MY favourite song"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    Dunno. Doesn't that ever happen to you with random words?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down tweetytweety
    Posts: 1,451
    orange

    yuh huh
    "its MY favourite song"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,155
    tweety said:

    orange

    yuh huh



    Errr, you don't mean "rind", instead of "rant"?
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    Straight couples in French cafés? Totally ruins the ambiance.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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