RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!

thathurt · Post edited by thathurt at 2013-07-01 13:58:39

Thanks Softlad. Yeah Uk. Was hoping I could get could get away with a cap gun or air gun. I obv wont do this within 50 ft of the public highway and obv wont aim it at a bird ;) not that anyone where I live is bothered about legalities.

Obv I've already tried netting, spikes, tape, shiny dangley things and they all do fuck all as the the pair of em have workec out how to pull the netting n climb under or over it. And I can't secure it better to the concrete or roofing thing.

softlad

thathurt said:
Thanks Softlad. Yeah Uk....

I feel your pain. Don't know if you live in a flat with a balcony but some of the info on this page will hopefully be of some use.

thathurt

I do and thanks. The person who wrote that obv doesnt have my evil pair. I found one sat in the spikes one day. I did sho em off the next door neighbours balcony with a waterpistol but it broke. Wilkinsons is not a fine retailer of watetpistols it would seem.

softlad

In my most vexed moments, like you, I've toyed with the idea of getting some sort of pistol but a water pistol never occured to me. I shall try using one. I'll get one of those big feckers with lock and load! I may not keep them off but at least I'll have fun trying. Thanks for the idea.

thathurt · Post edited by thathurt at 2013-07-01 15:44:10

Mine was filled with bleach. I am not a bitch. Just dont try ruining my plants.

softlad · Post edited by softlad at 2013-07-01 16:18:54

thathurt said:
Mine was filled with bleach. I am not a bitch. Just dont try ruining my plants.

Don't you just end up with whiter pigeons? :-/

Whickwithy

whisperit said:
For those still seeking an axe heroine, can I suggest Kaki King?

Whew! Or, as the guy says at the end, "Whoa!"

Sorry to hear you're so banged up you have to miss the concert, Whisperit.

iuventus

softlad said:
Don't you just end up with whiter pigeons? :-/

Probably blind pigeons.

Jozzy81

pigeon's flying rats..... send in the cats.. shotgun needs to much paperwork & money....

Border_Mind

Got mixed views on pigeons, I don't mind them at all but they get on my nerves a bit when they fly right at me. I quite like rats too, but wouldn't want to have a load crawling around in my bed at night either.

softlad

Border_Mind said:
Got mixed views on pigeons...

A bit like Karl Pilkington I've always held a desire to kick one square up the arse. Other than that I was ambivalent 'til I had to live alongside them.

Bit concerned that your first though was about them being in your bed.

Border_Mind · Post edited by Border_Mind at 2013-07-01 17:19:02

softlad said:

Border_Mind said:
Got mixed views on pigeons...
A bit like Karl Pilkington I've always held a desire to kick one square up the arse. Other than that I was ambivalent 'til I had to live alongside them.

Bit concerned that your first though was about them being in your bed.

yeah haha I could have worded it better, someones pet rat attacked me when I was in bed once and that's no lie, one of the little blighters also nearly bit my finger off once as well.

Whickwithy · Post edited by Whickwithy at 2013-07-01 20:54:07

Border_Mind said:
Got mixed views on pigeons, I don't mind them

I bet your cats would love them! Yum!

iuventus

It's hot, and my landlord has done nothing to provide a working cooler. Darn him!

folklore

A few comments on this board have irritated me because of their presumptuousness, fecking going on and on over the minutest inconsequential non issue. Fucks sake.

It's really hot and my fridge has also broken down, odd that, the new window fitters probably broke it after NOT PUTTING SHEETS ON ITEMS OF FURNITURE AND CARPETS, COVERING EVERYTHING IN PLASTER AND DUST AND RIPPING PLUGS OUT OF SOCKETS AND MAN HANDLING MY BRA*

*my bra may have been in the way.

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