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  • @ponygurl probably because men break all the guitars.
    "its MY favourite song"
  • I`ve decided to share my ultimate stress relief , I call it "Arrggh" , you just press it . It only relieves stress of the reason you visited the Raaaannntt thread , its replaced by stress of "Sartori you buffoon , it doesnae do f`all...arrrrgghh" .


    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-06-29 10:49:31
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"

  • The local scum / chavs / youth have themselves another new toy which means;

    1) They have the noisiest 2 wheel device ever devised by man and
    2) They are going to constantly ride it up and down the road morning, noon and night.

    What really makes me laugh is the fact that they nick it and then quite clearly have nowhere else to ride it but locally. 
    Very.  Small.  Brains.
    Needless to say no helmets are in use so there's always the outside chance they'll wind up in a fatal. Now wouldn't that be a tragedy and a loss to society.

    Post edited by softlad at 2013-06-30 17:16:12
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  • Throw lots of carpet tacks down for em.

    p.s. is there anything I can legally shoot pigeons with?
  • thathurt said:

    Throw lots of carpet tacks down for em.

    p.s. is there anything I can legally shoot pigeons with?

    You don't say what country you're living in.  If it's the U.K. then there's two issues - having a firearm and killing a pigeon.  This may help re the latter.
    The 'Best Answer' here ought to help with the former but note that 2005 is mentioned and the law may have changed since then though I doubt it.

    Post edited by softlad at 2013-06-30 18:01:17
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  • :( don't kill pigeons. Feed the birds.
  • ping said:

    ^ funnily enough me and hells bells were talking about this on the way back from bristol the other night.


    anna calvi is a great guitarist, not in the traditional 'rock guitar' mode so much but she's pretty amazing...





    ANNA CALVI!! Yeah she ain't bad. God darn fine guitarist.
    Can I add a personal fave of mine to female guitarist list. There's a clue in my avatar. The one and only Pip "Ladyhawke" Brown. New Zealand's finest export. And lamb I guess... :x
  • folklore said:

    :( don't kill pigeons. Feed the birds.




    Tuppence a bag. Tuppence, tuppence a bag. Fuck off Julie Andrews /:)
  • folklore said:

    :( don't kill pigeons. Feed the birds.

    They're winged rats Chuck.
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  • Oh, pigeons are just filthy.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • So, the pigeons are not for dinner?

    Speaking of noisy kids, I gave my brother's kids a drumset, once.  Was that bad?  :))

  • Not impressed now that the GMB is all over the news.  ~X(


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  • For those still seeking an axe heroine, can I suggest Kaki King?


  • awesome shred :D
    "its MY favourite song"

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