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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    And Gladrags, Ping.
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    I met my dads new girlfriend last night. Bit weird, but she seemed nice enough. When should I start calling her mum?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    ping said:

    I met my dads new girlfriend last night. Bit weird, but she seemed nice enough. When should I start calling her mum?



    Mmmm, tricky one. Are you still breastfed?
    Post edited by whisperit at 2014-01-12 12:51:38
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    ^ I tried but dads boobs don't seem to be working properly.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    Try taking your dentures out
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    Ok. I might ask him to wax aswell
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    If that works, the answer to the first question might be "only when she spits on her hanky and scrubs your face with it".

    On a scale of 1-10, exactly how needy are you?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
    Posts: 1,248
    ^ above average, maybe a 7 I think. 7.5
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    Really?!

    Well, give it at least a week.

    Or until she starts calling you "son"
    Post edited by whisperit at 2014-01-12 13:34:15
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Jozzy81Jozzy81
    Posts: 3,214
    Feeling cold :(
    Just Keep Things Simple.....
    Love Goldfrapp.....
  • Vote Up0Vote Down cw37frappcw37frapp
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    ping said:

    I met my dads new girlfriend last night. Bit weird, but she seemed nice enough. When should I start calling her mum?



    Know the feeling. My parents were married for just over 40 years. Now my Mum is with someone else. He is sound. But i just feel oh so odd about it all.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    ^ mine too, mum died just over a year ago. its odd seeing them with someone else isn't it? my sisters not happy about it at all really but i don't see the point in been upset, dad seems happy so i'm thinking that's the main thing.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ I remember Ping. It can be strange getting used to. My mom has been married 6 times, not even sure I remember all their names! She's going on a 7th. I've always envied people who've had a loving, caring mother..but I'll save that for therapy. I suppose if it makes him happy, it's worth being happy for him.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down A_is_AA_is_A
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    It is awkward, but only because we sometimes forget to see our parents as actual people ,and not just as our parents. Every wants to feel loved, and we should be happy that they've managed to find that for themselves again or, for the 7th time :)
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    To make matters worse my mom met him on Facebook...what the hell is this world coming to.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
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