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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Just had an idea for that trend a few years ago to make Porno parodies of famous films, punning their titles, such as Flesh Gordon, Honey I Blew Everybody, Missionary Impossibe 2 etc.
    'Around the World in 80 Lays', or has it already been done?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Can't find a film, but there is an adult video game, with the hero Phalius Fogg, and a a sex adventure travel book !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    There was thread in another forum "album titles that work as porn titles" and we eventually came
    to conclusion that all albums work as porn titles except half of "piece (x) by (y) ensemble"
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down TurqsTurqs
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Can't find a film, but there is an adult video game, with the hero Phalius Fogg, and a a sex adventure travel book !


    Around Jane in Eighty Days?
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ looks like you need some help Turqs...here's some suggestions-

    -Around the World in 80 lays

    -Around the clock in 80 ways

    (you get the idea)

    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    This is so very heartening.  Santayana was only half right.  It's not just recognizing history but, also, doing something different.  The latter remains to be seen.  In the past, our bovine ancestors haven't had the wit to do something different.  But, the exorbitantly wealthy realizing they have way too much fucking money is a good start.

    It's not rocket science: when a few have gobs of it, then there are a lot of people who have little of it.  Duh.

    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Turqs said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Can't find a film, but there is an adult video game, with the hero Phalius Fogg, and a a sex adventure travel book !


    Around Jane in Eighty Days?

    In Jane for 80 days would name her a slut!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down TurqsTurqs
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    ...
    Post edited by Turqs at 2017-04-10 16:06:00
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2017-04-10 17:01:17
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    @iuv ^ Looks like someone has a Jesus crush to me. (I even think he even loves you back :)] )
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I love Jesus. The Bible is one of my favorite books. No joke.

    I also love Satan.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    As above, so below..you shall reap that which you sow. Too bad most don't realize the irony in the symbolism.

    The Pagan god Pan was simply turned into the mythical figure of Satan. After the Council of Nicea issued the Nicene Creed and the Roman Catholic Church was established in 325 C.E., Christian theologians (beginning with Eusebius) transformed Pan from a benign nature god to Satan, the great Adversary.

    This however, has absolutely nothing to do with God. It's the formula that men (not women) have used for centuries to create utter chaos in the material World- demonize, conquer, and control. Men need reasons to kill as to abate their guilt, so they create false fantastical reasons. They simply lie to themselves, then start to believe the lies. The blind leading the blind.

    "Nietzsche is dead" ..God

    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2017-04-12 01:28:22
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I hope I do reap what I sow.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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