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  • "23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the
    way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him,
    “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him
    and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female
    bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number."


    very progressive, lesbian bears implementing Lord's will
    Post edited by LuDux at 2017-04-14 07:44:07
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • It's best to go back to History and understand why the early Christians demonized Pan to begin with. Pan, a virile nature god, was often represented showing off his goat-like animal side. In ancient Art he is often depicted with an erection, raping animals and humans. This represents the uncontrolled animal side of men. It's real, and in ancient times was left unchecked. He became demonized for the atrocities of rape, and was turned into the character of Satan. In contrast the Christ figure became almost asexual. So there we have two opposite Archetypes, which have no grounding in natural sexual instinct. The middle ground was lost in the text, or perhaps they're still waiting to be discovered. (Although it's been years since I read the 'Song of Solomon'..that may come close to a sacred, sexual union)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2017-04-14 20:34:11
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • What if Jesus was a woman?
  • So, probably a good day for this story.
    I was once visiting the house of Erno Goldfinger in London one weekend and went for lunch in a pub nearby, that we knew was frequented by Robert Powell and his wife, Babs who danced in Pans People. Sure enough, as we sat in there, Bob and Babs turned up for lunch. After about an hour, nature called and I visited the Gents and, while addressing the urinal, who should come in and stand in the stall next door but Mr Powell. I looked st him; he looked at me and we sort of nodded at each other but no words were spoken.
    Technically, I had a pee next to Jesus!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Even Jesus must to pee sometimes.

    I'm a big fan of sci-fi and I had sometimes urgent though - we see every corner of those big fancy starships but one. Where do crew is heading when in need of using the head?
  • Turqs said:

    Even Jesus must to pee sometimes.

    I'm a big fan of sci-fi and I had sometimes urgent though - we see every corner of those big fancy starships but one. Where do crew is heading when in need of using the head?



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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I'd just hold it 'til we got back to Earth.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • What if you're on continuing mission to explore new worlds & civilizations and to boldly go where no one has gone before?
    Post edited by Turqs at 2017-04-14 18:15:04
  • Nah, not really. I'll shit anywhere. I do have friends that won't go anywhere but home. Once a woman ate one of those Pizza Hut pasta dishes with four hours left at work and a 30-minute drive home. I didn't think she was gonna make it, but she did. In Jesus' name, amen.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2017-04-14 20:50:59
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Turqs said:

    What if Jesus was a woman?




    She'd be all about the second coming...
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Ponygurl said:

    Turqs said:

    What if Jesus was a woman?




    She'd be all about the second coming...


    Oh, honey! She'd still be trying for her first.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    Ponygurl said:

    Turqs said:

    What if Jesus was a woman?



    She'd be all about the second coming...

    Oh, honey! She'd still be trying for her first.



    You're just assuming she's straight.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Well, she is Christian, isn't she?
    If I were dead, could I do this?

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