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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Oh, and the organic farmer won't deliver limes 'til July 12 because the grocers in our town aren't placing big enough orders for him to drive his lazy ass up the road. Sumbitch!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down folklorefolklore
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    iuventus said:

    It's far too difficult to find watermelon with the correct number of seeds in it. The over-hybridized, genetically-modified, pesticide infused, irradiated, chemically spritzed...fruits and vegetables have simply overtaken the market. I know this isn't news...



    Am curious to how many seeds should be in watermelons.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    Cervus said:



    One parent was overheard saying ... 'Well sweetheart if you don't like it just put it down and we won't buy it!!!!' I had not realized that it was de riguer else I would have sat down in the alcohol aisle and drank the gin shelves dry.....



    a friend of mine was working in sainsburys and two women went in and drank a bottle of Bacardi in the booze aisle and when the security man went to speak to them they beat him up! its well classy round here... 
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    folklore said:



    Am curious to how many seeds should be in watermelons.



    The number that the watermelon would make on its own were it not manhandled for numerous generations past.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
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    iuventus said:

    It's far too difficult to find watermelon with the correct number of seeds in it...



    I'm not really feeeeeeeeeeeling the ire on this one. 

    GOOD GAWD THEY'RE MESSING WITH NATURE - GET ANGRY MAN!

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Oh, I'm not terribly angry; just musing and lamenting a bit. Should there be a lamentation thread for weak complaints?
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    iuventus said:

    Oh, I'm not terribly angry; just musing and lamenting a bit. Should there be a lamentation thread for weak complaints?



    ooh yes, can we have a 'slightly miffed' thread?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down softladsoftlad
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    iuventus said:

    Oh, I'm not terribly angry; just musing and lamenting a bit. Should there be a lamentation thread for weak complaints?




    ping said:



    ooh yes, can we have a 'slightly miffed' thread?



    NO! Definitely NOT!!





    That's got to be worth a RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!! surely?!
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    softlad said:

    NO! Definitely NOT!!
    That's got to be worth a RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!! surely?!




    Well, then, damn you!
    Post edited by iuventus at 2013-06-25 17:06:16
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down CervusCervus
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    ^^^ :) :) :) (this is for both comments above this one)
    Post edited by Cervus at 2013-06-25 17:06:56
    '' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    softlad said:




    ping said:



    ooh yes, can we have a 'slightly miffed' thread?



    NO! Definitely NOT!!





    That's got to be worth a RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!! surely?!


    I'm slightly miffed about your response softlas
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    Haha softlas sorry autocorrect!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    ping said:

    Cervus said:



    a friend of mine was working in sainsburys and two women went in and drank a bottle of Bacardi in the booze aisle and when the security man went to speak to them they beat him up! its well classy round here... 



    My God, it could have been worse. It could have been Martini...... :-O
  • Vote Up0Vote Down chokkachokka
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    Standing barefoot in a fresh dog turd....

    That.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    Bells said:



    My God, it could have been worse. It could have been Martini...... :-O



    Haha, it was you!!!!
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