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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Cheers guys- just what I needed at the start of a new school year!! I'm very tempted to call that number...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Appy61Appy61
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    Brilliant! You couldn't make it up.
    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I'm going to do it and see what happens....watch this space....if there is a result to share Ill share!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Crikey! Look what's appeared in the letterbox! Baaaahhhhhh!!!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    There has to be someone in the world with the name Albert Packer. We need to find him and break the gag to him that he has never heard before !
    Appy knew a C Lyons. I went to school with a Russell Sole, a Glen Eagles and his brother Ivan. Then someone told me the other day of a boy call P Enis. Worse was to come. His parents sent him to boarding school with
    P Enis stencilled onto the front of his suitcase. Parents can be so cruel !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    KatRobin said:

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    Crikey! Look what's appeared in the letterbox! Baaaahhhhhh!!!

    Ahh! It's like that bloody Werewolf film I watch the other night. (Except with Werellamas).
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    KatRobin said:

    I'm going to do it and see what happens....watch this space....if there is a result to share Ill share!



    Its a Gary Barlow tax dodge 
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Sartori said:

    KatRobin said:

    I'm going to do it and see what happens....watch this space....if there is a result to share Ill share!



    Its a Gary Barlow tax dodge 

    Can it still be called a 'dodge' when you get caught with your pants around your ankles cracking one off?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Sartori said:

    They`re on their way 

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    I thought the terrain looked familar.  I ran the photo through a polarising filter and look who was sitting behind the wheel !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    It's been a bit thin on the ground re Llamas recently.  Fret not, I have found a new batch!

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    UT you are a star :) I was getting llama withdrawal. A question for you- do you have a colour preference? I'm liking that sandy coloured one at the back. A little too much :x
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Even though it looks snooty. The white one looks like a rascal.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    KatRobin said:

    UT you are a star :) I was getting llama withdrawal. A question for you- do you have a colour preference? I'm liking that sandy coloured one at the back. A little too much :x


    This reminds me of a joke.
    Deep in the Andes, a garrison of soldiers were hundreds of miles from any civilisation and the barracks was solely male with no women. The only contact they had from outside was a weekly Llama train on a Friday that bought in supplies. They train would rest up on the Friday and billet at the barracks, before going back on the Saturday. A new recruit noticed on his first Friday that all the other men in his platoon were hurrying about and showering and putting on their best clothes and aftershave after their daily duties were finished.
    'I don't understand' he asked a mate, 'why is everyone getting spruced up'?
    His mate replied 'It's Friday; the Llamas will be in the camp tonight.'
    'I still don't understand' said the young soldier. ' Why the best clothes and scent and why all the rush, they're only Llamas'?
    His mate looked at him, puzzled, and said ' well, if you don't get there early, how are you going to attract one of the pretty ones'?
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-10-05 06:05:27
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    @KatRobin
    Especially for you (I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too)
    No, not Kylie and Jason, but Llamas with Scarlet Ribbons, Scarlet Ribbons in their hair.
    I think this constitutes a 'pretty' one.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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