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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
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  • I appreciate this nonsense UT, I can't get enough llama love. Bit worried about this llama at the back- looks like he / she has sat on a barbecue!!

    I once took my pooch, Lucy ( Boo) for a haircut and cos she's half Yorkie Terrier the lady attempted to twine a pink ribbon on top of her head. Me and Boo were both horrified- she's not that kinda dawg!! Think we both growled and the ribbon was removed!
  • Your wish, oh Queen...

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • image
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • So demanding........
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • 6:51 am...the morning after the best Goldfrapp gig ever....Will on stage etc etc...and I'm down with Bird Flu ( must be, I've been spitting feathers for days, cough, choke ~X( ). I've got to get up in a min....long day at work, parents eve tonight, home by 10.....( am I laying this on thick enough??).....

    But my bestest online buddy sends me LLAMAS to cheer me up....and it's WORKED lol!! You are a star UT. I wonder if you can email me these personally so I can print them off and stick them up behind my desk?

    As for the sub/Dom thing, I thought that was just between us....!
  • PS give it 6 months after the house move and we'll have our own llamas in the garden. Which reminds me, alpaca bag tonight....ho bloody ho.....I'm still sobbing inside really!!!!!!
  • Yay! Methinks Alison must be a fan of the llama thread too if she's re-tweeting pictures of shampoo and blow dried cows lol! :-bd
  • Yay! I got to meet some very friendly alpacas this week (tho the one in the middle here was trouble!).image

    And here's me with one of them!
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  • ^ Which one is the Alpaca?? =))
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I love that you put it on this post, Kat.  Too funny.  So, it seems they were rather entertaining.  Did you discuss potential dinner party engagements?
  • Sooooo predictable UT, sigh! The cute one has 4 legs and far better table manners. And yes, I did WW, but crikey their quote came in a bit dear! But the alpacas are very good at spitting and polishing the glasses I hear.
  • ^I guess they just think themselves above the common Llama, Kat.
  • Any wedding plans KR? I still have my hat and a half written speech!
    Up your way at the end of July attending an Uncle's 80th birthday. Upwell I think (no pun intended but knock yourself out if you wish)!
    You look cute with the Alpacas. Do they cross breed? Are there Llampacas or Allpamas?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • If Phil Oakey from the Human League was a Llama.

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-07-04 09:42:36
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

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