RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!

rewak

If you like his stuff then fine, great, like what you like but don't pretend it's anything more or less than what it is. I hate when anyone dares criticize him that all his loyal twats take their mouth of his dick just long enough to belittle them and act like they're of some superior intellect and us simpletons just can't understand his genius. He isn't a fucking genius, he's doing what 70's mainstream directors already did, sexplotation flicks, pure and simple. If i want to see an actual plot unfold from it i'll watch one of those, or for a recent example i'll go for any music video ever made, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Sacrilege video pretty much sums up what the 'plot' of this movie is shaping up for. Chris Nolan is somewhat the same, you can't say a word against him without idiots pointing to you like you're the last human being at the end of Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers. Triers last batch of movies have been nought but porn masquerading as having some deep philosophical message. They don't Lars, at all. Dogville has a message, Dancer has a message, you just aren't trying at all anymore.

cw37frapp

Loads of fireworks going off in the Hindley Green district of Wigan. BLOODY IDIOTS.

Sartori

Man periods

Whickwithy · Post edited by Whickwithy at 2013-11-23 18:17:23

rewak said:
If.....

Thank god, you know what's going on, though, aye?

iuventus · Post edited by iuventus at 2013-11-23 18:16:40

Oh, you love them, Sardo...Sartori.

Sartori

iuventus said:
Oh, you love them, Sardo...Sartori.

Its a reference to my boss , who has the Official title of "Biggest Bellend in Europe" and has sent me a shitty email from home to me now (Im in work at the moment on a night shift) . I have my "I`ve got a fucking miserable fucking cold" filters on and haven`t read any of the thread and only the posts of the peoples that I wish to read.

First world problem : "Ive got a cold and me grammars all to fuck"

iuventus

See what I mean?

whisperit

Is it possible to screen out all posts that include the phrase "I've got a cold"?

Sartori - pull yourself together, fer chrissakes.

Sartori

whisperit said:
Is it possible to screen out all posts that include the phrase "I've got a cold"?

Sartori - pull yourself together, fer chrissakes.

The cold isn`t a problem and I wasn`t complaining about it (other than my poor grammar) but it creates a side issue that I don`t shave when I have a cold , so I now have a flea bitten OAP ginger badger sat on my face that looks so bad that even an ardent vegetarian would want to kick it to death .

People who complain about the bloody sniffles need use their Facebook account , so they can post about it on there - then their friends can not give a fuck about it , rather than everyone here not giving a fuck about it .

Meanwhile back in the land of Snack-pots & Crisps (night shifts) , HMS Happiness is sailing

whisperit

^You have a ginger badger sat on your face???

Now that's what I call a "specialist interest"

Sartori

whisperit said:
^You have a ginger badger sat on your face???

Now that's what I call a "specialist interest"

Its the latest Extreme Sport , wear a badger on your face and run through t` fields avoiding being culled by inbred cow fucking farmers .

Sartori · Post edited by Sartori at 2013-11-25 02:41:55

Just got home from my night shift and having some porridge for pre kip brekkie..... but found 2 boxes on the side of Bakewell slices and mince pies with a note about them being out of date, fuck that, they're not going in any bin, I'll risk shitting myself * before those bad boys go in the bin.

* No38 on my worlds least enthusiastic bucket list

ping

^ are you trying to tell me you've never shit yourself??!

Sartori · Post edited by Sartori at 2013-11-25 08:11:22

* CAVEATAL UPDATE - "again" and without it being a "farting competition gone wrong".

Sartori

Anyway back in the land of my fridge - "no cheese" , it appears over my weekend of night shifts , my entire family & cat have been stuffing themselves with cheese - CHEESE STEALING BASTARDS *

*from Sartoris Greatest Hits of cheese based over reactions

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