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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Oh, and when that's done, you could kidnap and enslave thousands of savages from afar.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    Halloween_Jack said:

    The railway line connecting Cornwall yi the rest of the country has been destroyed. They need to sort that so that i can get to the brighton-Goldfrapp gig next month! Priorities!



    I saw the Dawlish line on Michael Portillos programme only just last year and it looked so pretty and now its gone. Let alone whats going to happen to the propertys hanging by a thread now!
    My Mums cousins lives in Somerset and its just flooded really bad. Shes scared as she has health problems and literally feels trapped 
    :(
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    iuventus said:


    You could always colonize another land and then violate, murder, and oppress its natives.



    iuventus said:

    Oh, and when that's done, you could kidnap and enslave thousands of savages from afar.



    Well, a quick check of our cv suggests we have all the relevant experience, now just to choose where to invade.... Hmmmm... Decisions decisions...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Mars?
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Border_MindBorder_Mind
    Posts: 3,465
    China will get there first!
    It's a re-creation
    Again I live another life
    My imagination
    Can't cross the borderline
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    Am I the only one already using Windows 8? Phat wha' thuck?! My head is spinning.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down JeronimoooJeronimooo
    Posts: 955
    No, here´s another happy customer...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    ping said:

    iuventus said:


    You could always colonize another land and then violate, murder, and oppress its natives.



    iuventus said:

    Oh, and when that's done, you could kidnap and enslave thousands of savages from afar.



    Well, a quick check of our cv suggests we have all the relevant experience, now just to choose where to invade.... Hmmmm... Decisions decisions...


    Somerset , the locals are subdued and we can turn it into an "Atlantis Wurzel Water Theme Park Attraction" , same as now but you pay to get in.........and out .
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    :x @};-
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Aaaaargh! I just had to call India to figure out how to find MS Office on my PC. For those of you who don't know, you just type it onto the start page, and viola!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down JeronimoooJeronimooo
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    Did you figure out how to turn of your computer yet? It took me 3 days... ;-)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I've done it once, but I'll probably have to figure it out again.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Smeggin' hell! I'm actually cursing and shaking my fist at an operating system.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down JeronimoooJeronimooo
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    I don't wish to cause any distress, iuv, but my computer totally crashed after I updated to Windows 8.1. :((
    It won't start up now. Cursing and shaking my fist was only the first of the nasty things I did to the bloody machine. Now I'm working on an old laptop, with good old Vista. Works fine!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    Fortunately, I purchased a new PC with Windows 8 installed.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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