Watching the trailer for Lars Von Triers latest excretion, it's so unbelievably pretentious looking i could feel my IQ dropping. How the hell can anyone, anywhere, consider THIS any sort of art? Even the snobbiest of art snobs must surely just go "Really? Sex, that's all you've got to offer? Woop de doo, i think the porn market beat you by a fair few decades". It enrages me that money gets spent on crap like this. You can make a movie and not bother including a story, god knows plenty of movies like that exist, but don't act like it's some deep experience that's so high brow only the most intellectual suckups will understand it. It's junk, you've got nothing to say and nothing to offer, get back to basics and re-learn how to write something compelling without resorting to pathetic pissy "shock" tactics.

If you like his stuff then fine, great, like what you like but don't pretend it's anything more or less than what it is. I hate when anyone dares criticize him that all his loyal twats take their mouth of his dick just long enough to belittle them and act like they're of some superior intellect and us simpletons just can't understand his genius. He isn't a fucking genius, he's doing what 70's mainstream directors already did, sexplotation flicks, pure and simple. If i want to see an actual plot unfold from it i'll watch one of those, or for a recent example i'll go for any music video ever made, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Sacrilege video pretty much sums up what the 'plot' of this movie is shaping up for. Chris Nolan is somewhat the same, you can't say a word against him without idiots pointing to you like you're the last human being at the end of Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers. Triers last batch of movies have been nought but porn masquerading as having some deep philosophical message. They don't Lars, at all. Dogville has a message, Dancer has a message, you just aren't trying at all anymore.

Man periods

Oh, you love them, Sardo...Sartori.

See what I mean?

whisperit said:

Is it possible to screen out all posts that include the phrase "I've got a cold"?

Sartori - pull yourself together, fer chrissakes.

The cold isn`t a problem and I wasn`t complaining about it (other than my poor grammar) but it creates a side issue that I don`t shave when I have a cold , so I now have a flea bitten OAP ginger badger sat on my face that looks so bad that even an ardent vegetarian would want to kick it to death .

People who complain about the bloody sniffles need use their Facebook account , so they can post about it on there - then their friends can not give a fuck about it , rather than everyone here not giving a fuck about it .

Meanwhile back in the land of Snack-pots & Crisps (night shifts) , HMS Happiness is sailing  

whisperit said:

^You have a ginger badger sat on your face???

Now that's what I call a "specialist interest"

Its the latest Extreme Sport  , wear a badger on your face and run through t` fields avoiding being culled by inbred cow fucking farmers .

^ are you trying to tell me you've never shit yourself??!