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  • Sartori said:

    Watched the final episode of the Iceland (the shop) documentary last night, the Security Manager is a star in the making , very very funny (albeit non intentionally) .




    Sartori said:

    Watched the final episode of the Iceland (the shop) documentary last night, the Security Manager is a star in the making , very very funny (albeit non intentionally) .





    Oh boy, I could tell you soooo much about that tit Malcolm Walker the exploitative gobshite of a CEO of Iceland. Most of it probably I could get sued but he is not a nice man. Pays just over minimum wage while he and his directors reap all the rewards. It was actually his predecessor who turned the company round as he got chucked out for doing something dodgy with the company's shares. What a fucking arsehole!!


    I wasn`t fussed on Malcolm , he came across to me as a fucking idiot  , the previous episodes which caught the firm a la horsemeat crisis , where he was making his own press releases were a joy to watch as he totally bypassed his PR person and made a complete cock of himself .
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  • Homes Under the Hammer!

    Horrid property speculator porn.

    That Lucy Alexander. makes me feel dirty.
  • Watching the show with Gaga talking about her new album. BBC Two at 10 o clock.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  •  Anywhat , I am currently laughing my movable parts watching "Toast of London" , splendiferously funny .
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  • whisperit said:

    Homes Under the Hammer!

    Horrid property speculator porn.

    That Lucy Alexander. makes me feel dirty.



    Sarah Beeny , touches my parts other presenters would be in front of the magistrates for . 
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-11-13 12:15:22
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  • The Children in Need rocks charity concert tonight on BBC 1 might be worth a watch.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Anywhat , I`m looking forward to a new show from t` States , `Almost Human` with t` Karl Urban (playing Karl Urban) as a cop in a JJ Abrams set in t` future lens flared do dahhed robot show . Oh I hear you ask - wheres the  fanny female role model ? well , I can tell you its Minka Kelly , owner of my "Aye Carumba" of The Day"


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  • Sunday has now turned into my bestest funniest day of t` week . Watched Yonderland on Sky which throws in funny lines by the bucketload and Toast is on later . 
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  • Watched Bradford v Coventry today. It was a great game, 3-3. People look down their nose at lower league football. Not me. The quality was there. Take the Reds away. I love it at that level. In fact i prefer the players attitude down there.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Yeah!... sexy politics is back. New series of Borgen!


    Proving you don't need a messed up detective chasing a mad serial
    killer or a Brody Bauer styled superman and his amazing ability to never
    die (not to mention daughters who should really never leave the house)
    ...
    ...to have a gripping TV drama.

    Then again probably not enough crime, blood and horror for your average middle aged lady drama viewer.
  • Sartori said:

    Anywhat , I`m looking forward to a new show from t` States , `Almost Human` with t` Karl Urban (playing Karl Urban) as a cop in a JJ Abrams set in t` future lens flared do dahhed robot show . Oh I hear you ask - wheres the  fanny female role model ? well , I can tell you its Minka Kelly , owner of my "Aye Carumba" of The Day"



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    So you have off the rails, break the rules cop with big history and straight by the book, moral cop (robot). mmmm... why are cop dramas soooo unoriginal! Also very convenient way of having to do no effects.
  • I`m watching it tonight , I was expecting a JJ Abrams twist or chemistry until I read a review now I`m expecting a big bag of generic shit (to paraphrase you) . I enjoy "Person of Interest" which has twists and turns which me likey . 
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  • England v Germany on tonight.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • I watched United drop more points v Cardiff today. I want to watch American football later on. But i cant. I have to be up early and be fresh. Oooh i wish i did not have to do anything on a Monday. Consider that a rant.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • cw36frapp said:

    I watched United drop more points v Cardiff today. I want to watch American football later on. But i cant. I have to be up early and be fresh. Oooh i wish i did not have to do anything on a Monday. Consider that a rant.


    No , you saw Cardiff **st those Manc c**** .

    *that granny shagging p***k Rooney needed to be sent off for that foul . 

    Edited for sensitive souls/potty mouth me
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-11-26 04:18:43
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