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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ Well that's a first!!! :D
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-04-17 18:58:16
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down A_is_AA_is_A
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    Ponygurl said:

    ^ You could always shove it up your pub and find out :D

    (But Pleeeease, NO pictures! I just ate..and no it wasn't at the pub)






    Hahaha :D yes indeed Mr. Tribesmen, I think it is imperative that you test your invention out on yourself first before taking it into the patent office.. It's all about consumer safety!!
    Post edited by A_is_A at 2014-04-17 21:46:13
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Mr Urban Tribesman? That's very formal A_is_A. I know I am British, but I think we have been sufficiently introduced that we can drop the formalities. You may call me Urban, or U.T. or if you went to an all boys school like me, Tribesman, I will call you AA (the fourth emergency service) !
    Firstly. Are you suggesting I postillionate myself or should we delve deeper?
    Secondly. I wish I had the expertise to develop a Theramin/Dildo crossover as this is a potential gold mine but, sadly, not. My talents lie elsewhere.
    Thirdly. I doubt we could adapt an existing Thermin by wrapping it in something to provide extra girth, as the proximity of the aerial to the surface of the instrument is pivotal as proximity of hand or whatever to aerial is what changes the pitch. That Theramin Alison uses is quite thin, so unlikely to provide sufficient stimulus in the front pocket, but does look about right for the tradesman's entrance. Sadly, both of these options will, undoubtedly, invalidate the manufacturers warranty.
    Fourthly. I could not test this on myself as, being the creator, I would need to monitor and evaluate the results.
    Are you applying for the position of Igor to my Dr Frankenstein?
    Seriously, if this was possible, imagine the results. On the gravy strokes, you shout out Oh, my God! And your partner says, 'have you reached fulfilment?' And you say, 'no, I just hit another octave'!
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-04-18 09:05:18
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I feel this thread is straying off topic and is morphing into another troll thread.
    In an attempt to get back on track, for me and, I suspect Carpy, another fine pic of Emma Peel.  I know she's been on here before but she is so damn SEXY! Come on ladies, you would, wouldn't you !
    Now, where's my Theramin ?
    image
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-04-18 12:50:34
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down DreekeDreeke
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    Watching Have I Got News For You now, and I must admit I don't mind looking at Camilla Long...
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    "I think it is our job to dream"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down A_is_AA_is_A
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    ^ I had to look her up. It was worth it. You rarely see a blondie with glasses! Lovely.
    Urban, I think that's what I'll call you now for short. You'll find that it's all in good fun here and MOST people don't offend too easy. But you'll have to take it as well as you dish it out. Quid pro quo. It's fun to have new people on the board so welcome.
    Post edited by A_is_A at 2014-04-21 22:57:31
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    In an attempt to get back on track, for me and, I suspect Carpy, another fine pic of Emma Peel.  I know she's been on here before but she is so damn SEXY! Come on ladies, you would, wouldn't you !



    Maybe if her gun was bigger.

    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-04-22 00:33:08
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    That is a pretty small gun, I must admit. This is from days way before everyone had a Glock or a Sig Sauer and it probably fitted easily in her handbag. She rarely relied on gunplay and usually dealt with ne'er do well's with karate or just feminine guile.
    Anyway, it's not the size of your gun but the way that you point it.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    A_is_A said:

    ^ I had to look her up. It was worth it. You rarely see a blondie with glasses! Lovely.
    Urban, I think that's what I'll call you now for short. You'll find that it's all in good fun here and MOST people don't offend too easy. But you'll have to take it as well as you dish it out. Quid pro quo. It's fun to have new people on the board so welcome.







    Hi A. Glad to hear it. I do not offend easily and if you give it, you have to take it, as you say.
    The UK has become a very politically correct place over recent years, so I will just have to realign my taste and decency protocols in a negative direction when I am on here !
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-04-22 14:55:02
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    And to that end, for all the women that are not seen as sexy.  It does have a very catchy chorus.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Alyson Hannigan when she was a lesbian witch in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
    Nothing like a hot redhead, except, maybe, a tall, sexy brunette !

    image

    Thanks for the tip about Firefox HJ.  A few Windows updates, a Firefox update and bam, let the fun begin!
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-04-24 19:14:20
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down TVC15TVC15
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    Okay, what the hay? I'll add my bit which would be.... My idea of Heaven; Cote de Pablo in a backless, sapphire blue dress, singing Temptation under a red light. They say that Heaven is being in the pressence of God so this works pretty well as a visual of God, in my humble opinion.image

  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Tall. Check.
    Brunette. Check.
    Sexy. Check.
    Where do I sign up for your religion and where do we meet?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down cw37frappcw37frapp
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    Wow i way like her. Sexy back.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Classy girl.  Nice to see she has resisted the temptation to have a 'tramp stamp'.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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