That's gonna take a lot of foreplay!

Yay! There is stability and sense in the world after all! Larry the cat is staying at No 10. Do hope Ms May is allergic ( evil snigger).

Had my hands on Freya (Osbourne's Cat) once - used to wonder around the office when I worked at the FCO. We had many musings about taking it hostage or bugging it!

Someone should tell her that foreign secretary doesn't mean that he will live in some foreign country

Maybe The Boris is going to reinstate the penal system in the colonies. Not just for felons, but all immigrants. I can imagine him as a slave ship's captain.

It's also reassuring to know that the minute May walked into No 10, she was given the briefing about Trident. I bet all she wanted to do was unpack her shoes and rearrange the cushions.

But I'm about to have a celebratory can of Guiness now and toast Nicky Morgan. Who is toast. Ha ha!!!!!!
( proving its not what you know, or even what you can f?(£) up, it's who you know, and who you suck up! )
Cheers!

Worth a read.
https://twitter.com/nicholaspegg/status/753721242935582720