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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !





    You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Pan-Am Sexual. Sex only with girls dressed like this?


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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    By guys dressed like this (notice the ratio).

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    Post edited by iuventus at 2017-03-14 18:15:22
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Hells_Bells said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !





    You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O


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  • Vote Up0Vote Down TurqsTurqs
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    Take what you want.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Hells_Bells said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !





    You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O

    That would be Dyson with death !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I, myself, enjoy the upholstery attachment. Others, I hear, prefer the crevice tool.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    I always thought pan-sexual meant when a Spanish girl fucks you really hard while eating bread (?)

    (Muy delicioso)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2017-03-14 20:44:14
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    As they say, any way you slice it...
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ...and then there's always flan-sexual. That's some kinky shit right there, but really nice with an espresso.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Flan; the way Mother used to make it.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Ponygurl said:

    I always thought pan-sexual meant when a Spanish girl fucks you really hard while eating bread (?)

    (Muy delicioso)



    Perhaps she could fuck you with the bread?  Best done with a baguette I would guess; a crispy one, or one of those Tiger ones for a bit of exotic, local colour !  Or a smaller Sub for those not quite so adventurous. 
    Perhaps with a filling for extra piquancy !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Reviving this thread because it got quite amusing but I think we have more or less crusted the life out of bread.

    More than willing to talk about cheese though... :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Still sex related though right?
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    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Can-sexual?

    Fan-sexual?
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