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Urban_Tribesman said:
Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !
You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O -
Pan-Am Sexual. Sex only with girls dressed like this?
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
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By guys dressed like this (notice the ratio).
Post edited by iuventus at 2017-03-14 18:15:22If I were dead, could I do this? -
Hells_Bells said:Urban_Tribesman said:
Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !
You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
Hells_Bells said:Urban_Tribesman said:
Pansexual - Will have sex with anything that moves, and also things that don't !
You mean getting on with a hoover or something :O
That would be Dyson with death !The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
I, myself, enjoy the upholstery attachment. Others, I hear, prefer the crevice tool.If I were dead, could I do this?
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I always thought pan-sexual meant when a Spanish girl fucks you really hard while eating bread (?)
(Muy delicioso)Post edited by Ponygurl at 2017-03-14 20:44:14U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
As they say, any way you slice it...
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...and then there's always flan-sexual. That's some kinky shit right there, but really nice with an espresso.U R I E L
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Flan; the way Mother used to make it.
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Ponygurl said:
I always thought pan-sexual meant when a Spanish girl fucks you really hard while eating bread (?)
(Muy delicioso)
Perhaps she could fuck you with the bread? Best done with a baguette I would guess; a crispy one, or one of those Tiger ones for a bit of exotic, local colour ! Or a smaller Sub for those not quite so adventurous.Perhaps with a filling for extra piquancy !The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
Reviving this thread because it got quite amusing but I think we have more or less crusted the life out of bread.
More than willing to talk about cheese though... :)) -
Still sex related though right?The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
Can-sexual?Fan-sexual?The Sentient Struggle For Transformation
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