You see, for me, the next effort would be in about three years.  Gotta get over that.

...meanwhile I had to shave my lounge room carpet today as my cat is moulting . You honestly don`t want to see the photos haha

Customers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would love to know what happens to the contents of their skulls when they set foot over the threshold at work...it would appear that it all turns to mush!

A guy came up to me stating that our parasols were far too expensive and that we should sell them at the same price as B&Q (poss inferior product)....I pointed out (politely) that they are able to bulk purchase to get the prices down i;e are squashing the independent stores out.....this was met by 'Can't you sell it to me at the same price?'  I (politely) suggested that if B&Q were that much cheaper then it stands to reason that you should make your purchase there........ reply came back..... 'They have none left!'  My gut reaction was to say 'Well ours will be cheaper when we have none left too' but resisted. I smiled and left him to huff about and eventually buy a parasol!!!! Daft creatures.

thathurt said:

I hate shoping. Things I need should come to my flat when im asleep. Is this too much to ask?

Like inverse burglary?  :)

But it can give you some good feedback!  :))

I'll get my coat.....

thathurt said:

I hate shoping. Things I need should come to my flat when im asleep. Is this too much to ask?

You should shop at Lidls, shopping takes no time as there's feck all to buy there . I'm also like a cheap Velcro free delivery coupon monkey, taking free delivery where I can get it.