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  • But there's more voodoo and magic spells and stuff in Louisiana.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • It's mostly hot, flat, and humid and laissez faire.
  • Shush! I'm romanticizing.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Well, the laissez faire almost makes it all worthwhile.
  • too hot and muggy
    Los Angeles rulez 


  • STFU
  • Jesus Christ, even Alison's watching Gogglebox. This year really is Satan's work.

  • At this rate...maybe she even reads our drivel! Lol
  • Appy and I discussed this. If you were her/him, and this was your website, you would, wouldn't you?
    Brexit to Zombie Apocalypse, she'd be laughing her cock off, if she had one, that is.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Low said:

    Jesus Christ, even Alison's watching Gogglebox. This year really is Satan's work.



    I'm pretty sure she got idea for Clowns during similar recreational activity
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Graham Norton just publicly said he's no longer on twitter.  It's just too weird.  So are selfies, come to think of it.  What?  Two generations ago they called it the "me" generation.  What is this?  The selfie generation?
  • I don't get it. Selfies aren't new; in fact, they existed long before the Internet. They've always been a spontaneous & fun way of documenting moments, or even of goofing around. I wouldn't have a Facebook profile picture without one. Portraits à la Olan Mills: now that's strange to me--far more egotistical/narcissistic than selfies, with all the planning, primping, and horrible sweaters. And the expense...!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I just find it interesting that there is such a strong reaction to twitter today.  Someone here was making a similar complaint to Norton.  Is that Graham in disguise, incognito??!!?

  • I just find it interesting that there is such a strong reaction to twitter today.



    By whom?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I see a new medical condition has been named, the " Selfie Elbow". Dear God, sounds like the nerve symptoms I have had in mine for two bloody years, but that was categorically NOT down to selfies! I have never taken one in my life nor do I wish to. If I thought my fizzle was interesting then I'd at least donate it to science, one day. I guess having a selfie elbow would be the same as having wanker's wrist?

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