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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Or a Quorn Fillet.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Appy61Appy61
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    KatRobin said:

    Quorn Fillet.



    Is that a euphemism?
    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I'm confused. When did fillet enter the sequence? Quorn is mushroom so could this be mushroom muff?
    Still with Vadge B - Biffens Bridge (not strictly V but the path between C & A) (No, not the shop !)
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    For crying out loud you two, no it was NOT a euphemism! Some of us have not got one track minds!!
    I'll let you get on with your little schoolboy smut and go and be snooty in a corner somewhere. I'm in such a rotten mood over this whole RAH affair. Lost my sense of humour...the will to live etc...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Appy61Appy61
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    Oops - I sense KR's not very happy! 
    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    So it appears. Someone has obviously put a bat up her Beverley Craven. (Yep, still on B )
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    WTF?!!! You're making these up. How very sad and middle aged of you. Humph.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    How very dare you accuse me of making these up! The very thought. All my work is thoroughly researched and spell cheaked !
    You can check Beverley out on the on-line profanasaurus. It is rhyming slang and the opposite of a Mary Hinge (which is a deliberate Spoonerism).
    Love you! :x
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-11-18 05:47:52
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    How about moving to B on the knob A-Z to cheer you up?
    Bell-End
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-11-18 05:50:17
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I did the lesson yesterday re labelling the female reproductive system and found myself having to explain to a class of pubescent teenage boys what the clitoris is. Just thought you should know.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    No point asking me, I'm a man ! Isn't it in Romania?
    Actually, I am very Clit aware to be honest. That little love button, cheeky scamp that it is, causes nothing but trouble. According to the Profanisaurus, it is also loving referred to as Captain Caveman's Nose.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Sounds like you should teach a sex ed class UT...now THAT would be hilarious.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    What an interesting thought PG. I would hope to make it entertaining. In circumstances such as that, I become very irreverent.
    Would probably get a projector and an old copy of 'Debbie Does Dallas'. Then run it backwards at certain, key, points !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    KatRobin said:

    I did the lesson yesterday re labelling the female reproductive system and found myself having to explain to a class of pubescent teenage boys what the clitoris is. Just thought you should know.


    Kat. I hope those boys didn't rub you up the wrong way.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I do have some practical lessons UT...just not that particular one.
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