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  • Vote Up1Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Its a changed topic title with nonsense written here 
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-03 15:57:17
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down tweetytweety
    Posts: 1,451
    wait, this doesnt make sense.....
    "its MY favourite song"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down CervusCervus
    Posts: 1,624
    Does it have to be a Llama I would rather have a Guanaco.
    '' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Llamas only
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Whaddya want for it? A pony?
    Avondale guesthouse
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Haha, it'll cost you half a badger and a bandicoot, for that price they'll throw in a Bruce Forsyth impersonation and coffee
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    You'll need to send me a very very big jiffy bag or preferably a box with some holes in it
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down CervusCervus
    Posts: 1,624
    I raise you a roll of pallet shrink wrap and a bendy straw! Minus the Forysth impression as I would rather not relinquish the bandicoot ta very much.
    '' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    More details pls. Does llama take to wearing a saddle? House-trained? Own teeth? GSOH? (PS my wife ticks all those boxes, if you might consider straight swap?)
    Avondale guesthouse
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    Halloween_Jack said:

    Does llama take to wearing a saddle? House-trained? Own teeth? GSOH? (PS my wife ticks all those boxes, if you might consider straight swap?)



    She does, HJ? I've got a sackfull of Short Haired Bumble Bees and a Curly Wurly that I''ve been saving for a special purchase - this could be it?! What do you think?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    I'm tempted by the skinhead bumblers :)

    This could become the Goldfrapp Universal Swap Shop - Eccentric Tastes (GUSSET).
    Avondale guesthouse
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    I'm concerned this is becoming a llama knocking shop, haha, they're both house trained but sometimes forget to use the flush. The bandicoot is usually non negotiable but as its for a GMB type person, I'll drop my price to a racing marmoset but cake is not then included.
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down tweetytweety
    Posts: 1,451
    no cake. no sale.
    "its MY favourite song"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
    Posts: 641
    i've got an earwig that can tapdance.

    We're looking for other anthropods to form a backing group. Ideally, drums/percussion, and voice.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down The_CarpathianThe_Carpathian
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    whisperit said:

    i've got an earwig that can tapdance


    I'll get Simon Cowell on the phone - it's better than the rubbish that normally wins those sort of shows. Where do I vote?
    A million fires before your harvest comes. To burn out.
    Wear the mask of a heathen. For the moon's lonely eyes.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    I've got a camel looking for a gig but he says he won't work with a llama for love nor money.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
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