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  • Vote Up0Vote Down The_CarpathianThe_Carpathian
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    Whickwithy said:

    I've got a camel looking for a gig but he says he won't work with a llama for love nor money.



    How about love AND money?

    A million fires before your harvest comes. To burn out.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Probably not.  He just finds llama's to be pretty forward and he's so against inter-species relationships.  A real jerk, really, but can he play that hump!
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    whisperit said:

    i've got an earwig that can tapdance.

    We're looking for other anthropods to form a backing group. Ideally, drums/percussion, and voice.



    Well, I've been listening to the cricket... if you're still stumped.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    ^Hmph. I dont think you're taking this entirely seriously, HJ
  • Vote Up0Vote Down tweetytweety
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    are you aware of the work of nuzzle and scratch?
    "its MY favourite song"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    ^is that a firm offer?


  • Vote Up0Vote Down cw37frappcw37frapp
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    Strange things Llamas. Oh and the Llama crisp things or whatever they are always get put in the reduced section at my local supermarket. 
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    So, is that like the Dalai Llama?  I don't think he has any humps, though the bald head could count, right?

    You see?  This is why I'm missing Sartori.
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Dromedary or bacterian WW?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I'm talking about the camel of course. I have a bacterian looking for a mate but I don't want to cross breed. Don't want a mongrel camel !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    But, those darned bacterian breed like, well, bacteria.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Yeah, but if you breed a dromedary with a bacterian, do you get drometerian or a bacmedary! And would it have 1.5 humps?
    More exciting than a labradoodle ! If I had one of those, I would want to call it a Poobrador, or what we would have called them when we was (sic) kids; mongrels !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Damn!  The wonders of the internet.  I finally figured out what "sic" means!

    Or, would you get a Dromedary that backed into things?  Or, a Celtic bactrian?
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I dreamt of being in a field full of llamas last night. They were extremely friendly and about 8" tall so I was able to scoop them up and stuff a few in my rucksack. Just thought you should know.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    So you're a Llama rustler? Out of interest, how many Llamas can you get in a rucksack?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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