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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2019-12-16 16:04:39
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    https://m.facebook.com/SmallDickDonald/

    This Facebook member gave me a great idea! Should women take all of the dick pics that men have sent them over the years, and create Dickbook? Then all of the dick pics can be attached to the person’s Facebook profile. By clicking the Privacy Agreement, anyone’s dick can be viewed by a complete stranger at any time. We will then be able to directly market products to them, such as ED meds and/or enlargement pumps and creams. The App version could feature Mark Suckerberg’s own personal product line. It could be the PRISM (the internet surveillance system developed under Bush) of dicks! Say if a criminal court or police case needed a photo line-up of dicks, Dickbook could supply. We need Dickbook for National Sercurity. Forget using tattoos as identification, we could create the Dick Identification and Criminal Kock division..other-wise known as DICK. Michael Jackson, Weinstein, Epstein, Trumpstein...all the steins, could’ve been identified early on just using DICK.
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2020-02-09 14:56:39
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Good idea. Forget retina or fingerprint scans. I’m sure every dick is unique and this could become a new identification standard.
    *At the bank* ‘Can you provide identification Mr Smith?’
    *Zippppp, flopppp*
    ‘That will do nicely’
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Great idea! Say Trumpstein wants to withdraw some freshly laundered Russian rubles from Douche bank. Upon revealing his Vienna sausage, his member is immediately identified with Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophile ring and the rape of a 13 year old girl. Dickbook could send them both to jail. Oh wait, Epstein mysteriously died in jail! Guess he won’t be saying anything about the Trumpstein rape. This is where the DICK division could really come in handy. The private DICK of all dicks :D
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2020-02-21 13:22:23
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperedwhispered
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    A photgraph by A L Schafer, taken in 1934 and aiming to violate every point of the censorship code

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2020-03-23 09:09:54
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2022-01-19 14:15:03
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    We are 11 days into isolation and it
    is really upsetting me to see my wife at the living room window gazing
    aimlessly with tears. Don't get me wrong, I empathize with her. I've
    considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules

    Post edited by LuDux at 2022-01-19 14:15:23
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2022-01-19 14:15:46
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    In that vein


    It wasn’t the cough 
    That carried him off 
    From his time spent in self isolation 
    But rather, no doubt 
    The furious bouts 
    Of prolonged and intense masturbation
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2020-03-29 06:03:14
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    For some reason, I have recently become a fan of Kylie Minogue
     


    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    We’ve been experimenting with Zoom and talking to each other in a group meeting format. So far, we have only connected Me, Appy61 & Eliot, But that’s only because no-one else had downloaded the App.
    If you are interested, go on the App Store and download the Zoom Free app, and sign up for a Zoom account (all free) and await further instructions. 
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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