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  • Post edited by LuDux at 2019-12-16 16:04:39
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • https://m.facebook.com/SmallDickDonald/

    This Facebook member gave me a great idea! Should women take all of the dick pics that men have sent them over the years, and create Dickbook? Then all of the dick pics can be attached to the person’s Facebook profile. By clicking the Privacy Agreement, anyone’s dick can be viewed by a complete stranger at any time. We will then be able to directly market products to them, such as ED meds and/or enlargement pumps and creams. The App version could feature Mark Suckerberg’s own personal product line. It could be the PRISM (the internet surveillance system developed under Bush) of dicks! Say if a criminal court or police case needed a photo line-up of dicks, Dickbook could supply. We need Dickbook for National Sercurity. Forget using tattoos as identification, we could create the Dick Identification and Criminal Kock division..other-wise known as DICK. Michael Jackson, Weinstein, Epstein, Trumpstein...all the steins, could’ve been identified early on just using DICK.
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2020-02-09 14:56:39
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    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Good idea. Forget retina or fingerprint scans. I’m sure every dick is unique and this could become a new identification standard.
    *At the bank* ‘Can you provide identification Mr Smith?’
    *Zippppp, flopppp*
    ‘That will do nicely’
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Great idea! Say Trumpstein wants to withdraw some freshly laundered Russian rubles from Douche bank. Upon revealing his Vienna sausage, his member is immediately identified with Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophile ring and the rape of a 13 year old girl. Dickbook could send them both to jail. Oh wait, Epstein mysteriously died in jail! Guess he won’t be saying anything about the Trumpstein rape. This is where the DICK division could really come in handy. The private DICK of all dicks :D
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    What is done in the dark will always come to light

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