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Urban_Tribesman said:Ponygurl said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Key
(I'd like to hear Jimmy Buffett sing a song about this one)
When it is critical that your Dildo is kept locked up for safety or for your own, personal use.
Much like a zipper, ;).U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
Or a button fly :-\"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
Now this is the way to demonstrate..with your cock..not your glock.
U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
Training video from the call centre down the road (where Fireman Sam is now moonlighting)
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I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
Alleluia !The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
"It may be only 3 inches, but it smells like a foot."I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
:))
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What is done in the dark will always come to light -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
Remember the joke,
Q."Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?"
A. "He heard little boy's pants were half off."
Well damn, now I'm truly disturbed.
Anyone happen to watch 'Leaving Neverland' the Michael Jackson Documentary? Sweet Jaysus, so very disturbing. I watched it several days ago and am still in shock. I guess Latoya had been aware of it from the beginning-
LaToya Jackson Exposing Michael Jackson
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What is done in the dark will always come to light -
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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