We had a bit of discussion about duck penises not long ago.
Since that was so popular, here's some more. Some male ducks grow a new penis each year. Faced with lots of competition, most male Lesser Scaups grow theirs bigger, whilst many male Ruddy Ducks - who already have ENORMOUS dicks - just give up. How unlike the home life of our own dear queen.
Surely in today's more enlightened world, that's our own dear alternatively sexually orientated males?
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ. Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancal half a line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
Found this lil buddy in the road last night sniffing a dead mouse...Brought him / her home and put him in the greenhouse in a leaf filled box to rest and when I went to look this am he appeared not to have made it...but...yes he was breathing, so he's now indoors snuggled up on a hottie inside a fleece lined cage eating like a monster!
I'm going to try to keep him alive then release him when he's gained sufficient weight. That'll be a wrench as I get too attached to animals. The place where I found him, just up the road, is a hog zone - Ive seen too many squashed hog lets on the road there, but obviously some must be surviving and breeding. I think I mentioned a while back that the last visitor to my bedroom, a baby kestrel, was passed on to a raptor rescue guy who looked after it better than I could then released it back into the wild. Haven't found a wandering llama yet but I live in hope.
I haven't named him / her no, suggestions taken lol.
You have a lot of woodland nearby then Kat? Yes i can imagine what with the way some drivers tear down the roads, these little hogs don't stand a chance. Do you have any deer warning signs on the road too?
I hope the moles aren't causing you too much of a bother? Yes you should have your own indoor zoo Kat. I love your tortoise enclosure!
Thanks :-* No woodland round here no, just fields of cabbage and maize as far as the eye can see! Heading off now for a woodland walk - in Northamptonshire! Sadly we have to travel to get a tree fix but it's always worth it.