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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    KatRobin said:

    You drive a golf buggy then? I used to drive a shopping trolley once.


    No, something that means listen in Latin. A little NSU/Auto Union mash up.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    England's Ass is Haunted by a Hung Parliament

    by Chuck Tingle
    Post edited by iuventus at 2017-06-10 16:01:05
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ Hey now, nobody else is cumming inside England's Ass! It's a Brexit only!
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Well, the Tories learnt fuck all on Thursday. Anyone with half a brain cell would have picked up that the electorate were a bit displeased with their direction but, oh no, not the Tories. So convinced are they that only they know the way and that they are leading us, the blind, to a new Utopia, that they've gone straight back to what they were doing before the election, using the same old hackneyed fuckwits they had in place before, such as Hunt as Health Minister and they've even back the bloke they sacked when May took over from Cameron, Micheal Gove, who is another, know nothing, bumbling wank stain.
    The sheer termerity of these people leaves me speechless. To cling to power by agreeing to be propped up by a bunch of Northern Irish 'gangsters', risking the Northern Island peace process along the way just goes to show how moribund May's administration is. She's desperate and that makes her very dangerous.
    Getting the Queen's Speech through is the next hurdle. Expect Westminster to be incandescant for the next few weeks.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Seems like every country needs a Macron, a new party, and a move away from the pitiful politics that have become so accepted.

    Of course, France may not have had a psych-ops team working for the power obsessed.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperedwhispered
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    May's gamble has turned her into a laughing stock, a dead woman walking. As UT says, welcome to the coalition of crackpots and clowns.
    Post edited by whispered at 2017-06-12 04:24:42
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LowLow
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    As someone from Northern Ireland who has had to put up with the DUP for as long as I can remember I can assure you that making a deal with them is possibly the worst thing they could ever do. If this ends in any way other than disaster I will be extremely surprised.

  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Gove = " Bumbling wank stain"!
    Love it :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperedwhispered
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    Just to tie those two together, in 2000, Gove denounced the Good
    Friday Agreement as a ‘moral stain’, a ‘capitulation to violence’ and a
    ‘denial of our national integrity’. He defended the comments last year.

    After May and the press attempted to smear Corbyn as a terrorist sympathiser, she is now trying to make a deal to stay in power with the political wing of loyalist terror.

    A moral stain indeed.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    KatRobin said:

    Gove = " Bumbling wank stain"!
    Love it :))


    What can I say? I have a gift for words!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Cock Snot is a good one. It looks like this:

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    They call him Ernie, and he drives the... No, he's just a complete public school arse wipe!

    image
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2017-06-13 17:23:02
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    That's one of your ruling elite right there. 4,000 years ago, they were called Pharaohs. 2,000 years ago, Emperors, a 1,000 years ago, Normans, then Princes and Barons, now, they look like that waste of space above. Fuck all going on between the ears. Absolutely useless with a sword!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    ...now, they look like that waste of space above.



    You do realize that it wasn't actually Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor ruling in ancient times, don't you?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Whaaaat!
    They had ancestors there. We all had ancestors there!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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