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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Turqs said:

    Even Jesus must to pee sometimes.

    I'm a big fan of sci-fi and I had sometimes urgent though - we see every corner of those big fancy starships but one. Where do crew is heading when in need of using the head?


    Curious as the term head is a nuatical one for toilet. Not usually terminology for landlubbers.
    If you read the Enterprise schematics, there are heads either side of the main viewing screen and the Captain has his own off of his ready room
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Nothing is wasted on a Starship. Like everything else, human waste is broken down into its constituent atoms and stored in the matter transfer bank to be reused by the replicators
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Why don't they just drink it?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down TurqsTurqs
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Turqs said:

    Even Jesus must to pee sometimes.

    I'm a big fan of sci-fi and I had sometimes urgent though - we see every corner of those big fancy starships but one. Where do crew is heading when in need of using the head?


    Curious as the term head is a nuatical one for toilet. Not usually terminology for landlubbers.
    If you read the Enterprise schematics, there are heads either side of the main viewing screen and the Captain has his own off of his ready room


    Yeah, I've seen the schematics. It was an academical question ;)

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    When I was in the future, I got on a 1701-e. Those heads still smelt like you should give them 5. Nothing changes.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    iuventus said:

    Why don't they just drink it?




    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    It'd be easier to drink it straight.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2017-04-15 09:07:23
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    iuventus said:

    It'd be easier to drink it straight.

    Why not wait till stilsuit processes into almost pure water?
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    but seriously



    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    NSFW probably

    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    LuDux said:

    NSFW probably


    So many levels of wrong !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Twisted and disturbing but how to look cool at 70.
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'll be happy if I look that good at 50.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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