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  • Vote Up0Vote Down TurqsTurqs
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    ^^ Mason conspiracy has knocked first brick quite a while ago.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    All of those coffee cups?  They are actually aliens.
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    I was just thinking about the UN climate deal and the Rockefellers who proposed it. They funded the Eugenics movement and Josef Mengele during WWII and created the world's dependence on oil. Now they want to depopulate. This little clip sums it all up..although the end is pretty cheesy, haha.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Damn, now I don't know whom to trust
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Slippage said:

    I'm hearing horror stories of orders being completely wrong. In some cases, those waiting are receiving other people's orders with the names felt-tipped out >


    We all love a conspiracy theroy, so I have moved this to here.
    We noticed the same thing yesterday when Appy61 got his CD's. The address label was all printed, but the name was blocked out with marker pen and his name hand written in. Under the marker pen looked like Pete 'somebody.
    Now, what if Music Glue did have these all set up for dispatch Thursday, ready for people to receive Friday on release day, and then someone doing a last bit of checking noticed that all the names and addresses had got misaligned in a spreadsheet or something? Anyone who has used Mailmerge knows how temperamental it can be. They then had to grab all the packages back and hand alter them all so the names and addresses corresponded. Doing so, they missed dispatching on Thursday, so they went out Friday.
    What the military call a SNAFU. It's a possibility.
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2017-04-02 06:20:03
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Ponygurl will know what's going on.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ Apparently they were sniffing the music glue AND markers.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I knew you'd solve the mystery, Nancy Drew.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down paschopascho
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    The blacked-out name on my packet was DJ Meredith! 
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Dam, sounds like they might have been doing dabs as well. We need to get the Hardy Boys involved on this one!
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Did you know that feminists want to eradicate humans? They have entire "feminist posthumanist theories" ready
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    So do the Republicans.
    https://sentienceww.blogspot.com
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Whickwithy said:

    So do the Republicans.



    Bloody feminist republicans!
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Yeah, Trump feminist. Right.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Whickwithy said:

    Yeah, Trump feminist. Right.



    There's always Melania.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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