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Is your Betty looking a bit tired and Grey?
Do you have a Black Betty?
A Brown Betty?
A Red Betty?
A Yellow Betty?
Then this is the product for you, unless you have no Betty at all!
Bam-Ba-Lam !
Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-07-24 17:44:12The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
So, now you finally know what Frank Spencer was on about when he said "Ooh, Betty " !
He was a sex pest !The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
And, Betty Boop makes a lot more sense.
The Sentient Struggle For Transformation
https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/ -
$19.99 to jazz up your bush.
Just realised the one on the extreme right hand is called a fun Betty. There's another type?The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
And, yes, of course, there are women named Betty Bush.
The Sentient Struggle For Transformation
https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/ -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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Perhaps she needs Fat Harry White round to trim it. He could visit after he's done the lovely Audrey's !The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
I should've resisted but I saw this and, well, it was sooo funny ! 8-X
Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-08-07 17:50:57The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
Is she Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch?
If I were dead, could I do this?
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