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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I don't see why this causes any more hoo-haa than a bloke juggling budgies in his Speedos. It's just anatomy! Some people are just sex starved and need to grow up lol ( obviously not a ref to your good self UT). ;)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Actually, I thought these young ladies were at a Ventreloquists convention but I'm sure I saw their lips move
    <:-P
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2015-10-12 15:21:36
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    The last picture of the cyclists is PERFECT for a "caption" game (thanks, LuDux) ok, here we go..

    LuDux said:

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    - "How many of you all are gay? Please raise your dicks."

    - "...and the winner of this competition is Marcine in the red helmet! Now let's see what he can do on a bike."

    - "Ok men, using only your dicks, please point to the team-mate you're most attracted to."

    - Even though the Polish cycling team lost to their African competitors, they still had a ball.

    - Is that a kielbasa in your cycling shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

    - Tour de France? ...more like, Tour de Pants.

    ....really, I could go on and on and on... :D someone else go...
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2015-10-12 21:11:26
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    LuDux said:

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    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2015-10-12 21:06:45
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Post edited by LuDux at 2015-10-13 14:08:20
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    It was the inaugural event for the Hernia club cycling team.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    It was dinner time and the whole team had decided on meat and two veg.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    It's not attractive is it. On a par with socks with sandals. I'm sure some desperadoes get a little stir from it tho!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ where's your caption Kat?! (Surely you must have one or two that's been hanging around in your mind)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Actually, I just noticed their gayly coloured helmets !
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-10-15 18:34:07
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    5 Eunuchs Caught In Crown Jewels Heist - there you go!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    So, I showed this T Shirt to Mrs T. I had to explain to her the premis of Schrodinger's Cat.
    She replied that Mr Schrodinger should be banned from keeping pets !


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    On this one, they seem to have missed out on the 25% of bullshit.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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