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  • Aw UT.... But I've told you, that's the day we go on holiday. They do sound amazing and another time hopefully....
  • Poor planning I call it !
    Worth catching up with them. They are coming back to Collie early next year if you fancy a trip out. Gordon Reid, their keyboard player and Appy and I are like that :)>-
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Collie? What's that? And I don't understand your last comment . Am I being double dim today?
    As for Gainsborough....the public should be warned. Don't do it. Ever. Lol.
  • Appy and I have contact with Gordon Reid, who is the keyboard player and musical director of the Floyd Effect.
    The symbol was supposed to show intwined fingers.
    Collie, is the universal British Army slang for Colchester. I work in Collie. I saw The Floyd Effect at the Arts Centre their earlier this year and they are coming back in February next year.
    Alles ist klar?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Ja, danke. .
    Du bist ein Misthaufen ! ( I scored an A at A level German, so watch it clever clogs).
    Your comment above reminds me of the only joke I have in my repertoire ( it's a girl thing):
    Why did the man take a cabbage for a walk? He thought it was a cauli .
  • Charming. I'll have you know ich habe eine große Wurst!
    Put that in your.......pipe and smoke it!
    ( I dated a German girl for a few months as a lad! - Birgit Schwickart where are you now?)
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Nowadays?  Pick a language...

    Yes, thank you,
    You are a dunghill!

    Indonesian
    Ya terima kasih. .
    Anda tumpukan kotoran a!

    Japanese (in katakana)
    はい、ありがとうございます。 、
    あなたは堕落した状態です!

    In gaijin
    Hai! Domo arigato gozaimasu.  Anata was daradushita jotaidesu!

    Of course, in Japanese you would probably use pimahedo!  That's a bell pepper head (means empty head) and I really respect the Japanese for this.  That is the extent of their foul language.  One learns in Japan that as one matures, one loses the need for offensive language.  Exactly the opposite of, well, let's say, America.

    Still blows me away!
    まだ私を吹き飛ばします!
    Mada watashi o fukitobashimasu!

    I kinda like the Canadians, also.  You just don't seem to hear a peep out of them.  Did I mention that they are very fierce on violent crime?  They say (or, used to) that a woman could walk down a dark alley at 3 am  without a worry in the world.  That's nice.

    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-07-26 19:14:00
  • Oh come on, are you really that bilingual or did that all come from Google huh?!
    As for your grosse wurst UT, wrong thread.
  • Google translate, of course!  That was the point.  Except I do know some Japanese.
  • große Wurst Frauline Kat, große wurst.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I don't have the double ss on my iPad....do I? But, as any German speaker / writer knows, they are interchangeable anyway, so don't correct me! Remember your place lol!
    And stick your wurst where die Sonne sheint nicht.
  • last week I enjoyed the reformed Belly (Tanya Donelly) soooo much at Kentish Forum, like I was 16 again (but less shit). And Pet shop boys at Royal Opera House. Neil n Chris never disappoint. 
  • KatRobin said:


    And stick your wurst where die Sonne sheint nicht.


    you forget, I'm a happy Het!
    I can't find the double s on the IPad either. Every other umlaut, cedilha and grave you can think of but no ss.
    And I wasn't correcting you. I was just reiterating that it was biiiiiiig !


    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2016-07-28 19:24:47
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • That's right....crawl man, crawl. Say sorry. Beg for forgiveness.
  • Yes mistress ! ^:)^
    I was honestly looking for an emoji that had a character kissing big leather boots or a Gimp emoji but no luck.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.