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  • I'm so glad that gay men aren't this superficial...
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Now I remember why this forum is so quiet. Apologies for trying to have a laugh on a boring Sunday evening. I'll return to my hole in the ground. Logging off. 
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  • Micky said:

    Right then...I need to get me a 43 year old bloke. With his own teeth. A full head of hair. No kids. No crazy ex wife hiding in the loft. No weird fetishes. Must be able to eat salad and cheese. And to be able to use cutlery in the right order. :))



    I managed 5 out of 8. As we're both Goldfrapp fans that's 6 out of 9 !   :P


    it was the fetishes that let you down, right Micky?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • @micky why so glum chum? Serenity is just a Virgo, that explains it all :D
    Uriel & Aurora
  • That's only one dimension of me that you've explained. I'm a 1/4 Gemini, 2/5 Aquarius, and 1/3 of sugar!
  • I always knew my allure was mind blowing but not to that extent! :))
  • Oh Micky
    Your so fine
    Get your ass back here
    You know your mine.

    (Don't forget to bring the wine!) Wink wink
  • Much confusion here ! Lovely to have a laugh with Serenity about my dubious teenage diet choices. Just a bit blind sided with Juventus cutting choice of words. Peace and Love always. Mike :)
    Post edited by Micky at 2018-03-12 09:48:59
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  • My words had absolutely nothing to do with you. I don't even know who you are. I dunno. Maybe you're trying to start trouble, and here I am falling for it.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2018-03-12 11:31:20
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Do I need to start putting people on time out here? 3, 2, 1 and breathe.
  • May I take a nap instead?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • If you wish :)
  • Wow, I'm well out of synch on this topic ! Has something happened to how comments appear when you post them on the forum and the order they appear ? Genuine apologies to Juventus for jumping to conclusions on your post. Anyone who reads all my previous comments will see having a strop or stirring things up is not my style at all. I should have got clarification before making assumptions. Once again please accept my profuse apology Juventus. Embarrassed Mike
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  • Do you have to be called Mike to be a Frapper?
  • Being clinically insane is enough to get by.

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