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The Sex Ed Thread
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Oh, MAN!  "BIMBLE"!  I've done it all my life and never knew the word for it!  My favorite activity in the world is to bimble!  I really miss living in a city because bimbling is much easier in a city with streets going off in all directions.  Thank you for that, Kat.  That is one I will definitely remember.  Honestly, I adore walking.  I got out of it for awhile but I am back to walking about 10 miles a day any day I get a chance.

    So, you are more amusing when you have your head on straight.  That's interesting.  

    So, back to the original intent of this thread.  It seems to me that it should be the responsibility of Sex Ed to teach guys how to fuck.  Otherwise, they are really bad at it.

    I love the feeling of anonymity on busses, planes, and stations.  It's like one is free from all expectations and preconceptions.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I never have my head on straight WW, now that is a thought! Curiouser and curiouser!
    Well I survived my bus trip and bimble about and just got home in time because we had an almighty flash flood here. As I walked back to the village I could see a storm in the distance, with a funnel cloud developing. We've had several in the last few days, one quite locally ripped its way through a village fete and carried the bouncy castle aloft- luckily, no one got hurt. I was pootling in the greenhouse with the dogs when the heavens opened, and boy did they. With one terrified pooch in my arms and the other legging it behind me, we all got drenched running from the greenhouse to the front door ( run Toto run!). And I'm talking of wet to the underwear you know! (TMI). It's now stopped raining and ( note to self) I've discovered I really must unplug a bit of our guttering.
    Which has absolutely nothing to do with sex ed but as its only you and me chinwagging, pootling and bimbling round here then that's ok. Pootling is like bimbling by the way but with less distance covered. Now you know.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    And re your comment about the purpose of Sex Ed...hmm...well that might be its purpose if I could get away with it but there is actually rather a lot more to it than that!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Find it ! Post it !
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    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Pootling!  I love it!  Yeah, I did some bimbling today, also, though it was on a beach so there wasn't much to bimble.

    So, you teach sex ed?  I guess I knew that.  Yeah, I know, there's more to sex ed.  It's just that it's not the important stuff.  ;~j
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I've always been fascinated by the history of medical diagnoses of " wimmin's " " hysteria". Sadly there remains truth in the fact that a lot of inter-relationship tension can be solved by having a darn good - you know what!
    Sexual frustration is the raison d' etre for the porn industry ( there's a can of worms I've just opened up!) - and women are objectified in porn because men don't know any other way to resolve emotional frustration in a relationship. Some men, I hasten to add.
    Luckily, the vacuum cleaner was invented to help women overcome their sexual frustration and direct their energy into a useful task. The chap in the picture above would have fared far better had he only learned and had access to a useful sucking device.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    And it's about bloody time that the word " hysterectomy" was abandoned and renamed without the misogyny.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    KatRobin said:

    And it's about bloody time that the word " hysterectomy" was abandoned and renamed without the misogyny.



    Hysterectomy quite literally means uterus cutting. Perhaps you mean the word hysteria/hysterical; though, the word has broadened/generalized far beyond its original meaning; i.e., it is applied to male and female madness or emotional excess (more often than not, hysterical simply means 'extremely funny'). Besides, it didn't really come from a place of misogyny, but a medical misunderstanding of what caused hysteria. The treatment of hysteria, however, would certainly amount to misogyny.

    Anyhow, I once had a parent write me an hysterical e-mail because I'd used the term pussy willow in class (along with cat-o-nine tails and cattail), while explaining the excessive use of pun by Catwoman in the 1960s Batman television series. You'd think I'd been teaching them how to perform cunnilingus by her scathing accusations. I can't imagine the responsibility of teaching sex ed.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2016-07-01 09:37:43
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Would an exam in cunnilingus be oral?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Too easy, UT. You can do better than that.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    What, are you suggesting there would be a practical element?
    That would be serving it up on a plate.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Pussy on a platter?

    To answer your question, we're all about authentic assessment. They'd have a choice of presentation, formal essay, diorama, comic strip, poem, etc.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2016-07-01 10:59:26
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Poem. I can help there.
    Going down on a woman is gallant.
    Some men, of course, find it repellant,
    But girls, old and young,
    Love a touch of the tongue,
    And appreciate men with this talent!
    Have I passed?

    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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