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  • Srt:  As I wrote it.

    PG:  Yes, exactly.  It's just that the more I ponder it, the more it astounds me.  Saying it is hiding our head in the sand doesn't begin to say it.  Saying we are hiding our head in sand that is full of fire ants is a little more appropriate.  Even as it is pointed out, we tend to look away.  Amazing!
  • Sorry for kinda hi-jacking your thread, Kat, but I am becoming a bit myopic about a subject and would like your insight.  I thknk I know the answer but I have to ask.  Do you teach about Kegel exercises in your sex education class.  I know, silly of me, why teach a pubescent how to have good sex instead of spending a lifetime thinking that he can't perform, right?
  • I think some of the best Sex Ed I got was going through my Dad's stacks of Swedish Porn mags...but then again, I did turn out Gay. Hey, are there "Gay" Sex Ed classes these days Kat?! Is it covered at all?! Just curious if we've cum that far yet- :D
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • In my school district, condoms aren't even mentioned in the textbook.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Seriously?! I thought the whole "roll it down on the banana" demonstration was mandatory. I'm referring to an actual banana, not the one on this board. I guess I can forget about my "gay" sex question then.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Exercising the Kegel muscles are so shockingly and completely fundamental to a good sex life as to be laughable.  It is so easy, so straightforward, and takes no time at all.  It has been known for around half a century and, yet, the little blue pill sales prove that no one has a clue.  It ought to be taught in both sex education and physical education!  We so hide our heads in the sand when it comes to anything concerning sex.  It's a sad statement on the foibles of our modern society.  We should be  openly celebrating and promoting the discovered importance of Kegel muscles.  A statue should be raised to Dr. Kegel in capitals around the world.  We should have a Kegel muscle day celebrated in every country of the world!  You may think I'm joking but the significance to our sexual well-being is all tied up in understanding and accepting the significance of the discovery.  And, our social and psychological well-being is all tied up in our sexual well-being. It is breath-taking, to say the least.  I'm glad I happen to be on a messageboard that is quirky enough to accept open discussions of sexual practices.  And, that disucssing sexual practices are considered quirky really says it all when it comes to our modern society.
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2014-12-10 12:32:47
  • Hi guys! And ladies! I've not been on the board for over a week, so crumbs, I've been missing the banter. And now you're asking me a question WW! In answer to your question, nope, I've never talked about Kegel exercises lol ( except in the staff room, happen). But yes, I do teach about sexuality, diversity, equality...I'd be horrified to think you could've thought differently! Naturally, I ( and other teachers) have to be totally objective. I'm old enough to remember the good old Clause 28 days....but things have moved on a lot since then. It's interesting though....I'm the introverted type yet I have a passion for teaching this subject....yet other more extrovert colleagues ( socially speaking) wouldn't want to touch it with a barge pole. I could never flirt with anyone in a million years , but I can discuss genitalia! Do we need a new thread here?
    You lot are winding me up, huh?
  • Good to be back!
  • KatRobin said:

    Good to be back!


    I thought we were always talking genitalia???
    Remember the pics I posted many moons ago with the guy whose little chap had been tattoed to look like a dragon? There were 6 photos in that set so I have more !
    Good to have you back KR. I trust the new nest is coming along? Program is about to be sent.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Nope, KT, what you teach is exactly what I expected.  Thanks.
  • :) thanks.
    Oh goody UT, I thought you'd forgotten me! Not struck off my Xmas card list yet! Xx
  • KatRobin said:

    :) thanks.
    Oh goody UT, I thought you'd forgotten me! Not struck off my Xmas card list yet! Xx


    I'm actually waiting for Mrs T to extratum digitum and make some special cards for this year.
    I hear it may be a certain black dog with reindeer antlers!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Cool! I can't wait til I break from work...time to put the decs up, buy and send the cards, organise visits, the list goes on. Most importantly....get my creative finger out and design my Frapp Crimbo card! I trust Lisa is designing one of those?
  • KatRobin said:

    Cool! I can't wait til I break from work...time to put the decs up, buy and send the cards, organise visits, the list goes on. Most importantly....get my creative finger out and design my Frapp Crimbo card! I trust Lisa is designing one of those?


    When is your break from work, so you are home to receive a parcel?
    So when I drop it in the mailbox
    And send it special D.
    Bright is early next morning
    I don't want It coming right back to me.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Home from next Friday 19th, wine time!!! Yay!!!
    So cheers UT, you're a star- send it on its way :)
    What's with all the rhyming? Is there something I should know?
    Dos I like a bit of Crimbo rapping...ho ho yo!!

    ( sorry folks, I'm a bit la la this morning....the bloke is arriving in ten mins time to fit the new boiler, Cath and I are both wrapped up in bed socks, dressing gowns, scarves, hats- prob not the look he wants to see from two ladeeeeez!! Ha!)

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