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  • Oh my God !!
    Scotland does not know how close it came to disaster.  This has appeared today and if the most hardened Scottish Nationalist voter had seen this, they would have surely thought twice about voting Yes.

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    Apparantly, SPECTRE stands for Salmond Planned Evil Campaign To Rubbish England
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • What? Is he killing that cat?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    What? Is he killing that cat?


    No, he's going to batter and deep fry it, alive, in the time honoured Scottish way.
    Many Mars Bars have perished in similar circumstances.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Does it somehow reflect a theat to the throne?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    Does it somehow reflect a theat to the throne?


    Fortunately not. A majority of enlightened Scottish people decided they liked Queen Liz and not some Jacobite Bavarian Duke.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Apparently, not many more than don't.

    But I still don't understand the cat imagery.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I am assuming that you are not a fan of the James Bond film franchise? Evil criminal mastermind intent on taking over the world? Apparently, Holyrood is his evil lair.
    Perhaps if this image was Mike Myers or Austin Powers based it would make more sense ?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • It would not.

    As a child, I watched many of the James Bond films, but I don't remember an evil cat. I must admit, I was a greater fan of the music than of the stories. I didn't realize that Scotland's plans were so nefarious and broad in scope. How intriguing! I hope they have a good theme song.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-09-24 16:28:51
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I thought it was time for a demonstration of how the union between our fine countries works; when we all pull together, and support each other, our tenacious warrior spirt allows us to punch well above our weight.  It allows us to prevail against seemingly overwhelming odds; to triumph where others would falter and fall. I give you:
    Zulu.


    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

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