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We don't have such menu items in US Pizza Huts. Is it a chav thing, or something? I`d say it`s for the burger chavvyy types that have decision making issues .
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March 2014
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Are you guys saying it's a good thing? Its living under the catch-all "anything invented after you`re 35 is against the natural order of things" - akin to the aforementioned gogglebox a la Regina Bottom session . It couldn`t be wors…
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March 2014
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Proof this theory works - `Pizzas with a cheesburger crust` , from Pizzahut circa " very recently" - Pizzahut are metaphorically just one small step away from bumming the Queen live on TV by inventing this . * Sartori - overdramatising on…
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March 2014
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how do i remove my two discussions? from here i mean You can`t , you can rename them though .
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March 2014
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Does anyone have any thoughts on this? Rip them to your pc, back up the files, and then donate the originals to a charity shop. ^ Winner idea .
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March 2014
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March 2014
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Soothe me! (the sentimental & schmaltzy are welcome)
Sorry , that was a fox , my bad ;)
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March 2014
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Soothe me! (the sentimental & schmaltzy are welcome)
Cat pictures you say ?
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March 2014
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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
So , all you cold-whining 90`s throwback mofos , we have it easy . Just as well Twitter wasn`t around then as a. I`d have grassed you all up as witchcrafting miscreants b. been in possession of a tool of the devil (oo-er) and been up for some red h…
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March 2014
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Dreams, and your subconscious mind...
Had a dream last night , woke up and told the wife that I'd dreamt I'd been having a wank . She turned to me and said "Bloody typical man , why can't you have a good wholesome dream like me , I was dreaming about scrubbing pans&…
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March 2014
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Dreams, and your subconscious mind...
Had a dream last night , woke up and told the wife that I'd dreamt I'd been having a wank . She turned to me and said "Bloody typical man , why can't you have a good wholesome dream like me , I was dreaming about scrubbing pans&…
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March 2014
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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Anti fracking video
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March 2014
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'Thea' remixes announced
Auto tune is the one that automatically moves vocals to pitches based on an input midi line and it does it far better than that artifact . Melodyne is mostly manual so the vocal segments are moved in whole as required , treating the vocals as (in e…
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
Genuine great news , genuinely pleased for you . And a nine , time to demand your mum addresses you correctly from now on and cuts your marmite toast into soldiers when you visit ;)
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March 2014
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What`s the last film you watched ?
Left the house for the first time in a week , saw "300 Rise of 'T Empire" , fucking awesome , Lena Headey , Sullivan Stapleton and Eva Green are excellent . The cinematically of the scene after the horse , snapped my jaw off with it…
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March 2014
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'Thea' remixes announced
Here`s the "Blood Diamond" remix of Thea , in Goldfrapps repeated attempts to make some of the board collapse & die of drama queening "Self Righteous Apoplexy Remix Attacks" . I personally like it and if you don`t , tough sh…
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
The weather is lovely today so i think that is making me feel happy. Trouble is, I have a busy day. I thought I`d come back after my bout of illness.......to be greeted by a post of someone pissing in their own cornflakes .
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
Even I might go to the doctor at this point. ;) @Tweety Weeks ticket to Porcelain City (express route) . Loss of appetite for coffee and fu-fu .
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
Dear Diary, Day 5 of Gastro-Enteritis Week , lost 10lbs so far SQUEEE ! eyes aren`t following my head , can`t stand more than a few minutes , out of toilet paper but still happy , I mean , I could have a cold or something really seriou…
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March 2014
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Tech Support... Please help!
Currently I batch photos and then burn them to cds - the cds are then copied to a cheap NAS drive. (I mention this only for completion as I suspect you're a Mac owner) . Personally, if I rely on Cloud to store stuff - I'd emphasize the …
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
I'm resisting the urge to google , Paul Ruddford ...? Gave in Paul Rutherford , Raymond was the porn king ?
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March 2014
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How do you feel today?
^ I really like that Tweets! They are aren't they :) Frankie Goes To Hollywood just phoned him and want a fiver ;)
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March 2014
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Film & Live perf (cinema simulcast) - 4 Mar 2014
Glad to read about the enjoyment of The event , sadly I couldn't attend , a bout of gastro enteritis made my plans for me . It does give me cheer that it was well received .
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March 2014
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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Deleted due to making even myself feel ill That picture went straight past Miley Cyrus "Flaps Akimbo" outfits , straight past "Cheggers a la Buff" , but it Emergency stopped before any premature ejaculation stopping thoughts of …
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February 2014
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How do you feel today?
^ That's when you say.."Does this bump on my lip look like herpes to you?" ..then keep touching your mouth. Come on then...let's all think of more blowoff lines! One which worked the wrong way when I was 18 - Young lady - &qu…
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February 2014
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How do you feel today?
Umm...did anybody realize Ellen Page was speaking at Time to THRIVE, a conference to promote the welfare of LGBT youth? Probably not. If I'm going to get kicked out of my house and told I'm going to burn in Hell, I'd rather it be for …
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February 2014
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How do you feel today?
I was over in the States when Ellen came out and visited Disneyland the next day and they had a new ride with her chops all over it , after hearing some of the shite on the radio that night , I half expected it to be burnt down by the time we got th…
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February 2014
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How do you feel today?
I honestly do not care about someones sexuality. As long as someone is ok with me, I will be ok back. I do not care what they look like or anything. I second that. It really shouldn't be news and, some day, it won't be. I do think, th…
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February 2014
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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
I have Windows 8.1 on my PC but I installed "Classic Shell" (mentioned here - http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch001374.htm ) and it gave me back the Start menu as I felt like going Postal when I first got it .
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February 2014
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Mental health
A small short story , we lived in Botswana in Africa from 1976 - 78 (you`ll see the context of why I mention that) , during that time my father caught TB Meningitis but within a few weeks , he went from a big 17 stone rugby playing physique to unde…
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February 2014
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