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Urban_Tribesman

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Master of Ceremonies - (Cough)" The honourable Lady Katherine and Mrs Catherine! " Do we have to kiss your ring at any time?

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What are you listening to now?
Winter! Where you live! (Snigger). It's abominably cold at the moment. How cold does it get? Always been a curious thing to me that a desert can be scorchingly hot during the day, yet bitterly cold at night. My Dad was in North Africa when i…

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He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell; But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks, And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.

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There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Mr Darcy probably did not come last. He would probably giddiup to his own beat and you would have to grab what you could on the journey!

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
I learned recently that a parent whose surname is Rea, named their son Connor. He’s not going to thank them when he’s older now is he? I also registered one Aston Martin the other day. It would suck for him if he’s not very good at sports and always…

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Not who S, where! Look it up, but don't Dalai about.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
I’m in....going to print that off and leave it lying around for the Mrs...and if she doesn’t take the hint then I’m off on me own ( unless you want to come Serenity?). Interesting. If Cat is the Mrs, your official title is....?? The other Mrs? ?

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What are you listening to now?
Winter! Where you live! (Snigger).

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Something I saw today. Not a joke, but a good yarn The CEO of a toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxe…

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Still sex related though right?

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I wouldn't want Tibet on my compliance Kat!

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Reminds me of a joke that involves a cartoon with figures in and around a building which you are told is a cat house/brothel. How do you know the nationality of the figures by where they are on the drawing? Himalayan, he's Russian, he's Fi…

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What are you listening to now?
The show is on the BBC at the moment. Just seen episode 3 of 6. Creepy and psychological thriller with a large gothic overtone in a contemporary setting, with a dash of child abduction/Satanism thrown in. Worth a watch.

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What are you listening to now?
This is the theme music to BBC's spooky Requiem. Called Aigra, it is written by Dominik Scherrer and Natash Khan. That's Natash singing. https://soundcloud.com/crimsonnoise/requiem-ost-aigra-main-themeds-nk

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If you were smuggling Llamas out of Nepal Kat, I don't think you would Everest.

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Conspiracy Theories
Banning protests in term time? Well, if American kids are anything like us when we were at school, we always did everything the authorities told us to. ( Yeah, right). I think the Dinosaurs in the USA that think they can continue to boss these kids…

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What are you listening to now?
We stood on that corner, in Winslow Arizona on one of our trips to Iuv's home state. It's a must do. Read the comments on this. About 5 down is one that says 'I may only be 18, but I know your music is better than the trash of today.…

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Conspiracy Theories
No, heartfelt I think WW. For too long, your country has been in thrall of the gun. Some of the most crappy excuses imaginable are used to justify gun ownership. 'All my neighbours have one' 'Black gangs have them' 'the Poli…

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Until recently Iuv, everybody smoked in their cars. Nothing like sitting in your own cancer greenhouse. Air freshener is a breath of fresh air (see what I did there?) Never smoked by the way. ( well, an odd one for a few months in my very early 20&#…

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Looks like it could be in Lama Glama (Llama) country though.

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Uh oh, you're in trouble (depending on Kat's mood).

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
As it was on ITV, I assume it is on catchup Kat.

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Too scientific for you Kat?

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Sexy Women
Keep up Boyo. And remember to wear your wellies. Somewhere to put the sheeps' back legs!

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Will make that trip back to Arizona one day Iuv, I promise!

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That's what Grinder is for! Anyway, I'm not for Iuv. I have yet to perfect the art of breathing with my face in a pillow.

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Stewie obviously!

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Remember that Mrs T did a painting called Taxa? Well, this is the Taxonomic classification of the Llama. It's a gift to this thread that the official species designation is Lama Glama! Root (no rank) Eukaryota (domain) Metazoa (kingdo…

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Urban Tribesmen... we need to have a serious chat if that's your way of thinking! :)] Yeah. We will come back to you for a quote when you've had (cough) years of marriage.

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