Here's a poem I wrote back in 2014 for a friend. It's called Hitler's Penis. I may rewrite and title it Trump's Penis as the jist is very much the same. I do a mean line in rude limericks as well !
When Nazis rise to salute Resplendent in black jackboots To celebrate their views and crimes most heinous Are their thoughts homo-erotic Are their left hands in their pockets Are they all dreaming of Hitler's penis?
Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2018-03-09 13:24:15
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ. Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancal half a line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
Do you want my three stanza Limerick? It's a bit racy!
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ. Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancal half a line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
There was a young lady from Bude Who did all her best work in the nude She went on the game Achieving great fame For her sexual acts that were lewd
In public schools it's the norm To find her at work in the dorm Endorsed by her patron A portly Matron For the fellatio acts she'd perform
Adept with her tongue and her fingers Expert at giving cunnilingus For ladies with Visa Though cash really pleased her She offers up group rates for swingers.
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ. Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit. Shall lure it back to cancal half a line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.