At first i was afraid, i was petrified
when you said you had ten inches i nearly almost died
But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on


But there you are
another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a french fry
I should have known it was bullshit
Just a sad pathetic dream
I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans

Go on now go!
Walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count

I will survive I will survive
cause as long as I have batteries
my sex life is gonna thrive
I will always have good sex from a hand full of latex
I will survive
I will survive
hey hey hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
when I saw your lil onion standing tall and proud
But to hell with all of your egos
and to hell with all your needs
now I am saving all my loving for a cordless muti-speed

go on now go
just make a dash
last time I saw a prick that small I was watching Gladstone run nude hash
I should have asked for confirmation
I should have asked for referees
then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

Go on now go
just hit the track
don't you bring me home no tiddlers
cause i'll always throw themback
the only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours
is to stick it with a toothpick and dip it in tomato sauce

Go on now go
get out of my sight
I'm going back to my appliance
cause i know it's length is right
If I ever see your tiny
tockley at my door
You'll be counting all your inches as you pick them off the floor

(Wait for the sound of gunfire enchoing around the forum and shocked faces)

The things one learns on this website are just amazing...

Always though Strict Nachine was about a vibrator. The buzzing noise could be thought of White Noise so just read the lyrics and think about this possible interpretation. I know Ali has said its about something else but hardly going to say, 'oh, I was indulging in s bit of self lady love and this banging lyric came to me'.

I get high on a buzz (buzz, buzz)
Then a rush when I'm plugged in you ( lyric reversal - when you're plugged in me)
I connect
When I'm flush (er, nothing left outside)
You get love when told what to do (more lyric reversal - I get love when told what to do)
Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Wonderful electric
Cover me in you (anyone who has ever worked on a farm will recognise the word cover)
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine (strict because it carries on indefatigably)
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a strict machine
When you send me a pulse (or oscillating vibration)
Feel a wave of new love (ahem, the lady is having a good time)
Through me
I'm dressed in white noise (see white noise above)
You know just what I want
So please…

Probably just me but perhaps we should move this to the conspiracies thread?

Oh, man!!!  Yikes!  The images obtained!  Where does one sign up?

Like the I Will Survive lyrics too Serenity...you’re on form!

You REALLY haven't seen me when I'm on THE form. Hello boys! Let's take this down a notch or two.

Hold up-to-date what do you think the lyrics are about Kat? Pray do share. :))

Of course, Goldfrapp - Yessir I Can Boogie