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  • Hmm...after that piano intro I expected her to sing “ First I was afraid, I was petrified.....!”
  • At first i was afraid, i was petrified
    when you said you had ten inches i nearly almost died
    But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
    That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on


    But there you are
    another lie
    I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a french fry
    I should have known it was bullshit
    Just a sad pathetic dream
    I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans

    Go on now go!
    Walk out the door
    Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4
    Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count

    I will survive I will survive
    cause as long as I have batteries
    my sex life is gonna thrive
    I will always have good sex from a hand full of latex
    I will survive
    I will survive
    hey hey hey

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
    when I saw your lil onion standing tall and proud
    But to hell with all of your egos
    and to hell with all your needs
    now I am saving all my loving for a cordless muti-speed

    go on now go
    just make a dash
    last time I saw a prick that small I was watching Gladstone run nude hash
    I should have asked for confirmation
    I should have asked for referees
    then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

    Go on now go
    just hit the track
    don't you bring me home no tiddlers
    cause i'll always throw themback
    the only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours
    is to stick it with a toothpick and dip it in tomato sauce

    Go on now go
    get out of my sight
    I'm going back to my appliance
    cause i know it's length is right
    If I ever see your tiny
    tockley at my door
    You'll be counting all your inches as you pick them off the floor

    (Wait for the sound of gunfire enchoing around the forum and shocked faces)
  • I guess this gives Strict Machine a whole new meaning. Some folk claim that song is about a vibrator. I'm howling if it is. Anne Summers must be doing cartwheels.
  • The things one learns on this website are just amazing...
  • I know...it's like a drug on here. I've seen and learnt more on here than in the 31 years I've been on this planet for.
  • Always though Strict Nachine was about a vibrator. The buzzing noise could be thought of White Noise so just read the lyrics and think about this possible interpretation. I know Ali has said its about something else but hardly going to say, 'oh, I was indulging in s bit of self lady love and this banging lyric came to me'.

    I get high on a buzz (buzz, buzz)
    Then a rush when I'm plugged in you ( lyric reversal - when you're plugged in me)
    I connect
    When I'm flush (er, nothing left outside)
    You get love when told what to do (more lyric reversal - I get love when told what to do)
    Wonderful electric
    Wonderful electric
    Wonderful electric
    Cover me in you (anyone who has ever worked on a farm will recognise the word cover)
    I'm in love, I'm in love
    I'm in love with a strict machine (strict because it carries on indefatigably)
    I'm in love, I'm in love
    I'm in love with a strict machine
    When you send me a pulse (or oscillating vibration)
    Feel a wave of new love (ahem, the lady is having a good time)
    Through me
    I'm dressed in white noise (see white noise above)
    You know just what I want
    So please…

    Probably just me but perhaps we should move this to the conspiracies thread?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Yeah.. something else we can sink our teeth, fangs and talons into!!
  • Oh, man!!!  Yikes!  The images obtained!  Where does one sign up?
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2018-02-24 07:59:36
  • Oh crumbs... ;)) I always assumed that it was about her love of synths. Which makes sense, but I’m liking this whole new interpretation....if that IS what it’s about, I have only one thing to say - Hurrah! you go girl! Lol.
  • Like the I Will Survive lyrics too Serenity...you’re on form!
  • You do remember the Theremin between the legs, don't you?  Yikes, again!  That wasn't for Strict Machine, though.  It should have been.
  • You REALLY haven't seen me when I'm on THE form. Hello boys! Let's take this down a notch or two.

    Hold up-to-date what do you think the lyrics are about Kat? Pray do share. :))
  • It's actually about a brand new electronic toothbrush...Oh it's a naughty devil. :))
  • I'm going to be a little bit controversial here but I like the original instead. The original I find is more cheeky, playful and melodic.