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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Nah, there's a cock in it !

    If it's big pussies you want


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    That's James Tiberius (named after his Grandfather) Kirk. A man comfortable in his sexuality and prepared to handle a big cock.
    You know, films do not always give the full stories from the book. I once read the Gene Rodenberry novel that the original 'Star Trek Motion Picture' teleplay was based on. If you remember, ( Geeks only) that they had a tall, bald female Deltan navigator called Ilia (played in the film by Persis Khambatta). What the film does not show you, but the book describes at length, is that Deltan females give off extremely strong pheromones that cause intense 'arousal' in human males. As the book puts it when she first enters the bridge, ' He (Kirk - sitting in the command chair) could feel the pheromones working on him, and he decided not to rise. He was, after all, the ship's captain'.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ...and who could forget this infamous Star Trek scene?
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Boner Bill !
    Scotty! Recharge the lube cannon. Somethings about to get puckered !
    Loving Uhura's Jive Arse voice.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I found this in a ST comic book where Decker excuses Capt. Kirk for not getting out of his command chair to greet Lt Ilia when she comes on the bridge for the first time. ( because of his involuntary tumescance) .
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
    Posts: 1,854
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    UT- looks like that strip might have been the inspiration for the new GF video!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperedwhispered
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Ouch!

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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down GaelenGaelen
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    That's quite funny  :))
    Soon be nothing of this world.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Are you suggesting he got hammered?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    All that water into wine and loose garments and what havest thou, I'm sure they were constantly shtupping each other.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    iuventus said:

    Ouch!




    I pray that some day men will finally evolve. If the majority of men only learned how to use their brain, they wouldn't have to resort to violence. Amen.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Shut up and get in line, @Ponygurl.

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    If I were dead, could I do this?
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