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Tales of boobs (accidental type)
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  • I feel like everyone has some sort of body insecurity/issue they're dealing with. I have to say, I've met some gorgeous women who were terribly insecure. To be honest, I didn't even understand it..they were perfection in my eyes! We need to bring back the true worship of women for just being women- the ones who carry and sustain the life of mankind. The fucked up controlling nature of the Patriarchy has just done far too much damage and needs to go. Xx
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  • I just want to say that I look terrible in a bikini. A 1 piece is the only way to go!
    Meanwhile, over here,
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Clowns :O) (Now I have this terrible vision of a Euro-style banana hammock in my head, thanks alot UT)
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  • I believe you mean a Mankini?
    No, to be honest, Speedos all the way.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • "I've learnt to accept the body that has been given to me."

    Right answer.  Of course, there's also psychocybernetics to contend with.

    And, wow, a supportive family.  You should really feel blessed...
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2017-02-24 06:04:44
  • Everyone gets on with Deleted User.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I thought Deleted User was mine and mine only?
    Soon be nothing of this world.
  • Deleted User is like the Universal, it's for everybody !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Oh my gosh!! What in the name of all things holy is that? Katie Price's tits for real? Well i pity the poor sod who is carrying those boulders around.

    They need more than a bra. They need a shelf!!
  • It's two bald men viewed from above! No real boobs here!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Geez, and I thought it was two knees and two feet.  You see, UT?  This silly blue box was left from previous attempt.  Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!


  • As we all should know by now- males can lactate too. The act of sucking or even the regular suction of a breast pump naturally increases the hormone prolactin in men. This hormone allows men to lactate- but what if men could actually help breastfeed their own children?

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    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • So wrong, diddley wrong neighbour!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

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