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  • Big John Cannon and Victoria will probably be there as well. It would be nice to get away from the ranch.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • More like these scary guys, @Urban_Tribesman.

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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Check this out. The outrageous Miss Chamonix Aspen visits the Tendring Fringe, AKA the gardens at Arboria.
    She went down well, but then, she's gone down well everywhere apparantly!
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2016-09-10 08:41:31
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Check this out. The outrageous Miss Chamonix Aspen...



    Poor Chamonix! Couldn't you've at least put her in the Sexy Ladies thread?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    Check this out. The outrageous Miss Chamonix Aspen...



    Poor Chamonix! Couldn't you've at least put her in the Sexy Ladies thread?

    No, she's twisted and disturbing and entertains people. She's in the right place.
    That's my boy Dakota, and his mate Piper running interference at one point.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • At least she got to share the stage with some other old bags.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I'll have you know that was a real Dior and Chanel bag, but so was the Primark!
    Chamonix will be fine with your sledging. Apparant tly, whatever you have got, she can take it!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Trust me: I know my drag queens. Else I'd have kept my mouth shut.

    They adored me when I was a hot little 20-something.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Smeggin' Hell, @Urban_Tribesman! You got that stupid Chamonix song stuck in my head.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • iuventus said:

    Smeggin' Hell, @Urban_Tribesman! You got that stupid Chamonix song stuck in my head.


    That's a drag! ( I'm on fire tonight - or will be. About to eat a curry)
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • What's the only thing that can kill a vindaloo?

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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Smeggin' Hell and the Mutton Vindaloo Beast?
    Have you been at the Red Dwarf again @Iuventus?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

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