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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    How to annoy a junior doctor in the UK- tell them Jeremy (H)unt has been scrapped as Health Minister....get the beers in.....find out he's still there.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Is Jeremy Hunt rhyming slang? It should and is on this forum from now on.
    Talking of Jeremy Hunts, I like to imaging Gove is now in a tumbrel on his way to Madame Guillotine!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    You rang?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Middle class problems. I bought some cases of wine back from France and do not have enough spaces in the cellar to store them all!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Sack a few servants UT and use their quarters. I call myself working class and while I'm working full time and paying tax that's what I am.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,681
    Interesting your views on working class is defined by the fact you work, earn a wage and pay tax. I think it is a little more complex than that as that makes David Cameron working class, and Alison etc.
    Sorted the wine. Could not sack a servant as who would do the chores. I have rationalised my ball gag collection and have now found a little space in the dungeon.
    Perhaps that's the arbiting factor. You are working class is you do not have a dungeon.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Oh.maybe Alison and I aren't then ( allegedly).
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Dungeon, Sex play room, let's not get too caught up on definitions.
    Working class - Dungeon is used to store beer and fags.
    Middle class - Dungeon is used to store wine and Pistachio nuts.
    Upper Class - Dungeon is used to store other people's money and illegals you use as house servants.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,163
    The first one makes me think of Goldfrapp!









    51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


    53. only type in lowercase.


    54. dont use any punctuation either


    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


    57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.


    58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


    59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.


    60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    No 60.
    Oh.....am I really that annoying? :|
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,163
    No 60.
    Oh.....am I really that annoying? :|


    Hahahaha!  No, Kat.  And, by the way, you haven't mentioned any good Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson theories.  Personally speaking, I think a good theory that combines them all, like it was a UFO and not just any UFO but the same UFO! that killed both Kennedy AND OJ's wife would be really good.  Now, saying that it was aliens that defended OJ, well, that would be just a little over the top!
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-07-23 10:12:56
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    No. 61 A. Label them. On second thought, no...they like that.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Tell someone they've got an obsession about something ( WW and Iuv...I'm looking at you!). Bound to piss them off ( he heh).
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    The only thing I'm obsessive about is sleep.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Oh God, me too...and that's the problem. And the heat we're experiencing here at the moment.
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