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  • How to annoy a junior doctor in the UK- tell them Jeremy (H)unt has been scrapped as Health Minister....get the beers in.....find out he's still there.
  • Is Jeremy Hunt rhyming slang? It should and is on this forum from now on.
    Talking of Jeremy Hunts, I like to imaging Gove is now in a tumbrel on his way to Madame Guillotine!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • You rang?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Middle class problems. I bought some cases of wine back from France and do not have enough spaces in the cellar to store them all!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Sack a few servants UT and use their quarters. I call myself working class and while I'm working full time and paying tax that's what I am.
  • Interesting your views on working class is defined by the fact you work, earn a wage and pay tax. I think it is a little more complex than that as that makes David Cameron working class, and Alison etc.
    Sorted the wine. Could not sack a servant as who would do the chores. I have rationalised my ball gag collection and have now found a little space in the dungeon.
    Perhaps that's the arbiting factor. You are working class is you do not have a dungeon.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Oh.maybe Alison and I aren't then ( allegedly).
  • Dungeon, Sex play room, let's not get too caught up on definitions.
    Working class - Dungeon is used to store beer and fags.
    Middle class - Dungeon is used to store wine and Pistachio nuts.
    Upper Class - Dungeon is used to store other people's money and illegals you use as house servants.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • The first one makes me think of Goldfrapp!









    51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


    53. only type in lowercase.


    54. dont use any punctuation either


    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


    57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.


    58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


    59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.


    60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

  • No 60.
    Oh.....am I really that annoying? :|
  • No 60.
    Oh.....am I really that annoying? :|


    Hahahaha!  No, Kat.  And, by the way, you haven't mentioned any good Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson theories.  Personally speaking, I think a good theory that combines them all, like it was a UFO and not just any UFO but the same UFO! that killed both Kennedy AND OJ's wife would be really good.  Now, saying that it was aliens that defended OJ, well, that would be just a little over the top!
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-07-23 10:12:56
  • No. 61 A. Label them. On second thought, no...they like that.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Tell someone they've got an obsession about something ( WW and Iuv...I'm looking at you!). Bound to piss them off ( he heh).
  • The only thing I'm obsessive about is sleep.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Oh God, me too...and that's the problem. And the heat we're experiencing here at the moment.

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