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  • I know nothing about the Kardawhosits ( I'm relieved to say) except for the porn, butt and money thing. How many of them are there? Why am I even asking?
  • I believe that's the name of their new reality tv series.."Porn, Butt and the Money thing". It's like the "Brady Bunch" on crack I guess. It could've been called "My Father Acquitted a Murderer"..but that title just doesn't have the same ring to it. I can't tell you all their names though..I think it's something like Ginger, Posh, Sporty...wait, I must be thinking of something else (nevermind :P )
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • For @PG

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • ^ Nice! How did she know missionary's my favorite?! <:-P
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • I'm the author of this ha know, for obvious reasons >:)
  • I thought I saw a Pipistrelle peeking out.

    Reminds me of another joke punchline.
    ' That's not my ring, that's my wrist watch !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • The hottest university professor you never had...
    https://instagram.com/p/-tBkrbxuMW/
    Or...the worlds sexiest librarian
    Or... ( insert your own psycho-sexual, intellectual fantasy here) ;D
    Post edited by A_is_A at 2015-11-30 19:32:07
    LOVE tasted CRITICAL
  • ^ Haha! Yes, I saw this when she posted it earlier today. (....and that is all I will say :D )
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2015-11-30 20:07:27
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Hubba !
    Ah, Ms Goldfrapp, could you take a letter !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Smart and feminist and funny. My kind of gal

     

  • This is what happens when I'm left to my own devices- I learn about massage technique
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2016-01-28 23:24:02
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • This feels so wrong. But I love that cheeky wink she does about 35 seconds in...

  • Here's one for you whisperit ;)
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    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • It's a love match, PG!

  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein

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