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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Well, Mrs UT, being the arty type, has many friends who are 'alternatively sexually orientated' that go back to her art school days. One is a female impersonator, or drag artist called Chamonix Aspen. Chamonix has an act that she performs in various specialist London venues. I thought you may like to visit this web site called 'The Bear did Lady' to see a tasty selection of song lyrics. The alternative Girl from Ipanema, called The Boy from Eastern Europe, is a scream. Try these at your next Karaoke night.
    http://www.thebeardidlady.co.uk/2014/07/
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/category/photos/awkward-hall-of-fame
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Deeply disturbed....and I only got up to page 4!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PetPet
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    I got up to page 6 and saw the llama.
    My website: http://petjeffery.co.uk/
    See also: http://chomupress.com/our-books/jane/
    And on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B009CAXH8G
  • Vote Up0Vote Down AnoukvdmAnoukvdm
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    Ponygurl said:

    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/category/photos/awkward-hall-of-fame



    Brilliant :D Glad my parents never felt the need to take family photos..

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    And the next 2 were created by Jeanne Mammen.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    I'm sure you've all seen the birthday pics of Kate and Will and their lovely little boy George...image
    Post edited by Halloween_Jack at 2014-07-22 14:49:17
    Avondale guesthouse
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Link
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    In an attempt to lift the mood on this board thought I would post a couple of pictures.
    A scary frog.  Look again.  Yes, that's right !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Thinking of opening one of these as a franchise in Mudchute.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Think about how you would answer the phone here !  'Would you like to try the special?'

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Is this time for photos of other things stuck in.. ahem.. orifices?



    Remember this?  So you go for a shower, get undressed and before you get in, you decide to have a quick pee so you sit on the toilet. Oh no, you forgot that you put the seat lid down and put your bottle of Coke on the top of the lid so you could have a drink later !
    Or that's what you tell the staff and A & E !  And yes, this is the Real Thing !

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-07-29 17:41:49
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I've heard this company are very disreputable.  In fact, some say they are a bunch of ......

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    And finally, what I think Goldfrapp could have done with more of in the Tivoli Concert Hall.
    I thank you !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I knew there was a reason I'm taking my bike to Halfords tomorrow to get my puncture fixed! :D
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Very very disturbed by that "frog" though....

    But hey!!! Another emoticon moment!!! :-&

    Hmmmm....which to choose.....

    =:)


    I think the bilious one gets it.
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