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  • I didn't think so, but how do they get the dust out?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • OMGolgotha! The Brits are gonna Wicker Man us, PoGu.
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  • @iuv "OMGolgotha! The Brits are gonna Wicker Man us, PoGu."


    Fire in the hole!!! (Oh wait, she doesn't have one)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-08-05 02:00:23
    N U R I E L
    Middle of the Tree. Directing the souls.
  • "She could have you beheaded."


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  • What I meant by "she doesn't have one"... Was, she has more like 8 your excellency. Am I acquitted?
    N U R I E L
    Middle of the Tree. Directing the souls.
  • Surely, one must fart? Or does one's lady-in-waiting evacuate in one's stead?
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-08-05 02:17:23
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  • Your Royal Highness doth not farteth my dear boy. That was merely the croaking of the Highland Toad you heard earlier....Listen. Such strange creatures they are...
    N U R I E L
    Middle of the Tree. Directing the souls.
  • OMGenuflect! I'd love to fart in the presence of her majesty. I mean, what an honour it would be!
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  • Is the idea of anal sex still a shocker in the UK?


    Mmm , nothing to do with it being a "shocker" , it`s the whimsical humour of - Mumsnet , Center Parks and a womans misconstruing of the situation .
    Post edited by Sartori at 2014-08-05 12:24:44
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • iuventus said:

    OMGolgotha! The Brits are gonna Wicker Man us, PoGu.



    Nah , but I wouldn`t visit France or drive through a tunnel for a bit ;)

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    Post edited by Sartori at 2014-08-05 12:21:42
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Ah, you might give us the ol' royal whore treatment, eh?
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  • Actually, I got confused.  You mentioned the Queen and then Elton John.  Are these not the same? Can you clarify?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I thought Elton John was just a dame. When did he get promoted? Or are your clans now voting on your leaders.
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  • No, EJ is definatley an old Queen.  David told me.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Well, @Ponygurl, at least we can say for sure that your white peacock is NOT a symbol of peace and civility.

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